Corrupt a Wish game

[Rasputin1]

Granted, but the graphics are terrible

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Granted. You are now even more sleepy.

I wish I had something tasty to drink.

 

[VeX1le]

You got it, but i spiked it with urine.

I wish Arrested Development's movie came out already.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, Directed by Michale Bay.

I wish I had a billion Dollars.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, you posthumously recieve a billion dollars as compensation after being viciously maimed in an industrial accident.

I wish I could make all the annoying comments on Youtube videos end for good.

 

[VeX1le]

Granted, but they are sent to your email address.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but they are sent to your email address.

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted, but it has only enough charge to create one part of a portal.

EDIT: I wish for great music

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted, you're now deaf.

I wish for a steak

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, said Steak give you a stroke

I wish for hot blode 20 year olds.

 

[VeX1le]

Granted they are on fire.

I wish for a pie that can't be tampered with in any way. Beat that.

 

[Frybird]

Granted they are on fire.

I wish for a pie that can't be tampered with in any way. Beat that.

Here is a pie...chart.

I haven't tampered with it in any way.

EDIT: I wish that i wouldn't always forget to make a wish

 

[VeX1le]

Granted, you know forgot to corrupt a wish.

I wish Frybrid would stop destroying my wishes.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted, I'll be destroying your wishes instead.

I wish for coffee.

 

[VeX1le]

Granted Giant coffee beans now begin to pelt you.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Frybird]

I wish my tranformation becomes complete by the dawn

Granted, you transform into VeX1le's Rock

EDIT: I wish for someone corrupting VeX1le's Rock

 

[VeX1le]

Great what am i supposed to do with a piece of paper.

I wish for my paper to turn back into a rock.

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but the rock turned paper turned rock gains selfawareness and telepathic powers to get revenge on his new owner.

I wish for a wish of someone else that will not affect me to get granted without being corrupted.

 

[awesomeClaw]

Granted, but your fingers are chopped off so you can´t write.

I wish Dead rising 2 would come out today.

 

[Frybird]

Granted, but your fingers are chopped off so you can´t write.

I wish Dead rising 2 would come out today.

Granted, but it is a special "Corrupted Pre-Release Edition" that crashes your system 5 minutes into the game...

I wish i could control the minds of other people (wait...AND my own!!)

 

[oblivion220791]

Granted, You're house have burned down to the ground because of that cat now

I wish I have a game room for myself