Corrupt a Wish game

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it doesn't detonate.

I wish I could find a shiny Charizard.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but it corrupts your save data

I wish I owned a private island with a town named "Bueno-ville" where every morning there is a pinata on your doorstep, and everyone wears a Sombrero

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but you get ninja'd and lose it all.

I wish I hadn't ninja'd you in such a cruel manner.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, The Pinatas are filled with an AirBorne Version Of cancer.

I wish I had the Cure for Cancer

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it give you AIDS.

I wish I could go to an Iron Maiden concert.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are killed before they start to play.

I wish I had a health bar.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but a headcrab depletes it and fanboys laugh at you because regenerative healing is "all the rage"

I wish I could think of something to wish for

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, But you foget

I wish I was Kayne West

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you soon realize you are a giant dick, and promptly kill yourself.

I wish I had first contact with an alien speices.

 

[Code Monkey]

Granted, but you're Kanye West.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are shot down by a hunter who thought you were an extremly large duck.

I wish i had a huge chicken.

 

[MachoFern]

"I wish I had a huge chicken"
Granted, but it eats your house and car

I wish this was Sparta

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, But you soon realize that "THIS IS MADNESS!"

I wish Puns weren't funny

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, they're punny

I wish I hadn't said something as cheesy as that

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, You say somtihing more Cheesy.

I wish This Would Work

 

[Robert632]

Granted, However you are promptly shot for being a ninja.<spoiler=damn you ninja><youtube=PEj-F36IzaY>

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Granted, but you go to Prison.

I want to divide by zero

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you implode as a punishment for doing it.

I wish, I wish, I wish I had a fish.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Granted but he's a man in a costume.

I want a copy of Silent Hill 3.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it's irredeemibly scratched.

I wish I had some not sour milk.