Corrupt a Wish game

[Zacharine]

Granted. Too bad it's because fire really loves you and wants to consume you, and you said nothing of being immune to fire....

I wish we had mastered genetic engineering.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the engineering is based on zombies.

I'd wish Silent Hill was real, with monsters and all...

 

[Necrofudge]

Granted, but the town gets quarantined by the military (and a giant wall is built around it) shortly after you enter it.

I wish that I knew the cure for cancer

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately, the cure for cancer is anthrax. Pick your poison.

I wish I lived in David Bowie's mind.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you only find music in a a maddening way.

I'd wish i was a musical instrument (any instrument is cool and important).

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you're a tuba. No one likes you.

I wish elves were real. And made me cookies.

 

[SPCF]

Granted. But you are allergic to elves and yo mama hates cookies.
I wish I can get 9001 posts after 1 day.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted. But the "OVER 9000" jokes drive you wall-climbing-padded-room-restraining-jacket loco within the hour.

I wish reality were just an illusion I keep dreaming, and you all mere figments of my multiple fractured personalities.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are in a permenant coma for wever.

I wish I could yodel.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Your yodeling causes an avalanche that kills you and everybody you've ever loved.

I wish I did not have to use a laptop.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Now you surf the web using your severly out of date iPod.

I wish shouting "HEADSHOT!" at people was an appropriate greeting.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, But the proper respone from the person is to kick you in the nads

I wish I wish I was A fish

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You become a fish and then run right into a submerged cloud of oil in the Gulf of Mexico.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are caught and are now my dinner.
Granted, but it explodes because PS3's hate ninjas.

I wish I didn't smell like yam.

Also, for the ninja;<spoiler=damn you ninja><youtube=PEj-F36IzaY>

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, now you smell like fish (and faintly of citrus)

I wish I had my very own Death Star

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it's enourmous energy consumption bill causes you to become broke.

I wish I had a trash can.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it's filled with dog shite.

I wish I was a McNinja.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are only one of the Doctor McNinja clones that were killed.

I wish I had my own rocket.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted. You are the only one killed by a long range rocket.

I wish I was part of a tank crew.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You're tank is then blown up by a nuke.

I wish I dropped that nuke on you and your tank crew.