Corrupt a Wish game

[Zeromaeus]

Okay Shinra. Just so you know, Sephiroth just entered the building.

I wish I had an edible non-poisoned cookie.

 

[j1-2themax]

OK, I'll give you something from my Cadbury Cream Egg and raisin cookie batch.

I wish I had a long block to complete this Tetris.

 

[oppp7]

Yes but the battery dies before you can win.
I wish for a paradox.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Here's your long block, but the joystick got stuck.

Here's your paradox, but it will cause you to go crazy.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Granted, but it will take 500 more years.

I wish I had a magic cell phone.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can only prank call Betty White.

I wish for a direct to brain raido station.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but it only gets one station, Disney Radio. MWAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF!

I wish I had Pac-Man in a acge.

 

[oppp7]

It escapes.

I wish for $10.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's the Zimbabwen Dollar so It works out to be roughly 0.02679 US Dollars

I wish I had more time to dance.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, here's an extra second.

I wish I had a nuke.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

You do, but your legs got chopped off in a strange dancing accident.

Here you go, but it will explode in one minute.

I wish for world power.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok now everyone in the world has electricity.

I wish for more Charles Bronson movies.

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but it costs hm his life.

 

[Scde2]

I wish for free health care

 

[oppp7]

It's not in your country.

I wish for socialism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's on pluto, go get it boy.

I wish for a million crisp dollar bills that can't be corrupted in any way and that nothing will happen to me before, during, or after the time period that I get them, OR THE ECONOMY OF THE U.S!

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but all of your loved ones die horrible deaths.

I wish for capitalism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's on Neptune, go get it boy .

I wish for the same wish that I made above but this time that nothing bad would happen to ANYTHING in the multiverse at ANY point in time.

 

[oppp7]

Which includes dying, and you drive yourself insane due to boredom and wishing for a death that never comes. This is due to the fact that it's not something bad happening to you technically.

I wish for communism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's right in front of you but you've got a collar around your neck that stops you right before it's in your reach! AHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a chocolate bar.