Corrupt a Wish game

[Dr.Susse]

Ok, but it costs hm his life.

{ha ha he is already dead}
Ok but the bar is eaten because no room that serves drinks should be made from anything edible.

I wish for a didgeridoo.

 

[oppp7]

It's too large to use.

I wish for a brutal murder.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, put it together now.

I wish I had a tabby cat that wasn't rabid, was house trained, wouldn't kill me or anything else, wouldn't cause me to go bankrupt, wouldn't cause m or anyone else to fall ill, wouldn't harm me or anyone else, and was kind and loyal. oh, and that it wouldn't die until it died of old age, or get hurt. (Corrupt THAT!) Oh, and that it wasn't giant, or micro scopic, that i9t would be normal sized, and orange.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Granted. Those angry Aboriginals chasing you with cricket bats want it back, though.

I wish I had a new cutting edge mobile phone.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well Carol Channing isn't gonna be too happy but a wish is a wish your tabby is her's and she wants it back.

the mobile cuts you with its edge.

I wish for more cookies.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, their lain old cookies with no added sugars or chocolates, basically hard bread.

I wish for a gun.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Granted... it slows down your browser until it crashes, though.

I wish I could post to this thing without getting ninja'd.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but I shoot you for attempting to ninja me.

I wish that spirit had a better avatar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Garanted but only you can see it
I wish Fury is Me gets his gun.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted in it's entirty with no corruption of any kind!

I wish Dr. susse ot a gun too!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*yes we're now a pose lets round up some hoodlums*
But as I finished speaking I was shot...

Avenge me Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, I shoot Zeromaeus for shooting you then eat his soul.

Bring dr. susse back to life.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay! Wait a minute that means I'm a Zombie......

I wish for brains.

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but you're still dead.

I wish for a magic unicorn.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bites unicorn

Spoiler: sorry

I wish I didn't do that.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but your home town blows up.

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do, over easter.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted Easter is over and you didn't do any of your homework.

I wish for a never ending supply of coconuts.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but they keep growling at you and you prefer to give them their space.


I wish for better balance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

granted your now a brick.

I wish for A Guinness

 

[Scde2]

granted, but it's the Guinness Book of World Records

I wish for a get out of jail free card