Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's a penny. WTF are you going to do with it?


I wish I could produce American dollars at will.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Granted, but they're all exact copies of a single from 1940.

I wish I could emulate any published author's writing style perfectly at will.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you're sued for copyright.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But the computer is so powerful it blows the circuits in your house.

I wish I could dance well.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Granted, but a) you can't stop and b) you drill a hole through to the mantle, burning to death in molten rock.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you go insane from the fact that you can't die and live the rest of eternity in a psyhatric ward.

I wish I had an awesome hat.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It possesses you.

I wish I could bend steel.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but the strenth you gain from it causes you to crush anything with the slightest touch.

I wish I could use telekensis at will.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Ninja'd

Granted, but you can only make heavy objects fly very fast at yourself.

I wish I was the most awesome thing in the universe.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you're constantly mauled by your adoring fans.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But you can see everyone's faults and into other dimensions.

I wish I was famous.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you are now the most famous serial rapist to ever live.

I wish Santa would give me something awesome for christmas.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. It's so amazing that it causes your face to melt, a-la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I wish Blade would show up at the end of the Twilight films and FUCK EVERYONE UP.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but Stephine Mayer manages to screw him up and make him acceptable for teeny-bopper audiences.

I wish Stephine Mayer would get retroactively unborn.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, and I'm not corrupting that. However, in a totally unrelated incident, an aircraft carrier crashes into your face.

I wish for a total guarantee that the Elder Scrolls series will never go multiplayer.

 

[tthor]

granted, elder scrolls was never created.

I wish for gummy bears.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. But they're all poo flavored.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Granted. But they're not yours to decide.

I wish Sixwingedasura was a urinal.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You live in him.

I wish that the imposter "Wish granted, but..." thread would disappear.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted. But someone makes a thread called "Wish granted.... NOT!"

I wish for a swiss army knife that has a gun and a flamethrower and a dishwasher in it.