Corrupt a Wish game

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It now exists. Shame you won't ever be able to afford it.

I wish I could draw amazingly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can only draw with invisible ink.

I wish I could sing like Robert Plant.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, sort of. You can sing like a plant.

I wish I could fight like a ninja.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but you cut your own hand off by mistake

i wish cod black ops was out

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's out everywhere apart from where you live.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Approximately ten times taller. However, your skeleton remains the same size.

I wish for someone to love me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like creepy, 50 year old, mental patients.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but you won't like what you see.

I wish for a new phone.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, It's like carrying around a brick.

I wish I could be reborn.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. As a slug.

I wish for respect.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, you get respect... from slugs and no one else.

I wish that I could teleport.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Only 5 inches at a time.

I wish I could cook.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, you begin to cook in an oven for a few hours while hungry cannibals are waiting eagerly for you to come out crispy.

I wish that I could teleport longer distances than 5 inches.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. The teleporter malfunctions and drops you in a female restroom... reserved for police officers.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you get hit by a plane.

I wish for a glass of non-contaminated water.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It only contains one molecule.

I wish for a harem full of hot Russian teenage girls.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. They are all invariably lesbians.

I wish for a AAA battery.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's radioactive though.

I wish for a golden egg.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's a dinosaur egg. And it's hatching.

I wish for an army of devoted followers.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they are only soft toys.

I wish for his soft toy army