Corrupt a Wish game

[Chronic42]

Granted, its a plastic katana.

I wish that my internet connection wouldn't lag sometimes.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted. Now it lags all the time instead of sometimes.

I wish I had an F16 (Viper)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but the government confiscates it before you can touch it.

I wish for a Corvette.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its a confiscated drug lords card you can touch it once before its put turned into a heavy metal cube at the garbage dump

I wish Cortana could avoid going rampant and hurting anybody in the next (inevitable) Halo game(you know its coming)

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but she also loses a lot of her charm and personality in the process.

Anywho... I wish I could 'do' Kelly Brook

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but she mocks your relentlessly the entire time for how terrible you are before she blogs to the whole world about how lame of a lay you were afterwards.

I wish the console wars had a clear winner that wasn't nintendo

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but...(ah, let's see, one quick Google Search, and....HOLY SHIT!) Uuh...Granted but....Gah....Where was I? Uh.....RIGHT! Granted, but you have to have a threesome...With you, Kelly Brooks, and Justin Bieber.

Um....I mean, Granted, it's Apple.

I wish I could do Kelly Brooks and Marisa Miller. At the same time.

There is nothing in the world that could spoil that for me.

 

[Sacman]

Granted, but you have to abide by futanari rules...

I wish for John Lennon to come back from the grave...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but he's a zombie and you just triggered the apocolypse great job

I wish I had a time machine and and instant return button that would bring me back to 2010 incase the machine malfunctioned or broke

 

[Sacman]

Granted but if the machine breaks the button doesn't work...

I wish I had a monkey in a tuxedo...

 

[Dango]

Granted, but its a zombie, the tuxedo I mean, not the monkey.

I wish I had a pet (female) platypus, since the males are poisonous.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! Sort of... you get a hermaphrodite platypus. Don't know if its poisonous or not... best not to piss it off, just to be on the safe side.


I wish someone would corrupt this wish. (HA!)

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its yours the only problem is it craps constantly and the duces smell 10 times worse than skunk fumes

granted but you didn't get specific beyond uncorrupted so you gain nothing......dumbass

I wish I had a cloned mini Trex for a pet

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it bites you constantly and is very loud and only wants attention from you when you are trying to go to sleep.

I wish I could feed Kelly Brook to 3D Piranhas (again), teach her to mock my bedroom proficiency.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you have to abide by futanari rules...

I wish for John Lennon to come back from the grave...

*google searches*

....I don't get it. Are you saying that they become hermaphrodites?

Granted, but now the world no longer contains Kelly Brook. And that's just sad.

I wish I knew why a threesome with Kelly Brook and Marisa Miller was a bad thing.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted thiers nothing bad about it.....except for the fact that its never gonna happen(to you anyway)

I wish for Vrex's last wish to be undone with no corruption involved

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. You get fed to Piranhas instead.

I wish my math homework was done. Forever.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but every single answer is wrong and you get moved to a "special" class...

I wish my gameboy still worked...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but only when your not the one using it

I wish I had a 70's porno mustache that attracted all the good looking women to me

 

[Timotei]

Granted. By only in prison and the women are men.

I wish I had a stick of Juicy Fruit.