Corrupt a Wish game

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the first things it hits kills are your friends, family, lovers and you in that order

I wish I was famous for doing good in the world

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, mind you by doing good, they mean doing good in comparison to Hitler. You still are known to have killed countless innocents.

I wish I could look at any woman, snap my fingers and make her lust after me as a power. (XD, I'm incorrigble aren't I?)

 

[Sacman]

Granted, ever see Misery? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zzg3UP-x8k]

I wish You would click my link...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. I now have to hunt you down and kill you for corrupting my wish so frighteningly.

I wish I knew where you lived...

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted but he lives in a place no mere mortal can enter.

I wish I was a melon ^_^

 

[IgniousMonkey]

Granted, but you will be eaten right away!

I wish I had Martin Toy's avatars sunglasses!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They're on fire.

I wish for my homework to be done. Correctly.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the teacher thinks someone else did the work and give you a fail.

I wish I wasn't a compulsive liar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but no one believes a word you say anyway.

I wish for infinite mental capacity.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's all completely full of Japanese porn.

 

[Martin Toy]

You didn't wish... Splendid...

Then I use YOUR wish to wish for it to rain kittens ^_^

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it's raining dead kittens.

I wish for a bicycle!

 

[Kere]

Granted but it has no seat...

I wish I could fly.

 

[Above]

Granted but it has no seat...

I wish I could fly.

Granted,but your wings are incredibly prone to thunderstorms and conduct like crazy

i wish i had a huge pet pig.

 

[Venom 3135]

Granted, but it crushes your house.

I wish I had a ball of plasma.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted however, it's boiling hot and melts your face.

I wish I had a lemon cake, made entirely of lemons.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, every bite puts makes you have that sour face and it stays that way for hours

I wish D&D's popularity would plummet faster than a imploding building

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It all lands on your head, with lethal effect. Yeah, it's some kind of physical manifestation of an abstract concept... or something.

You didn't wish... Splendid...

Then I use YOUR wish to wish for it to rain kittens ^_^

Sorry, I sometimes forget.

I wish for cookies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. You get Plutonium cookies. But, before you can take a bite of the glowing, most likely lethal cookies, a wolf comes out of nowhere and eats your face off.

I wish I had the actual Master Sword.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are never permitted to touch it.

I wish for a katana.