Corrupt a Wish game

[Scde2]

too late

I want a new car

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here's your new smart car.

I wish for a Lamborhini.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is in Soviet Russia, so car drives you!

I wish for a private jet

 

[Zeromaeus]

Deal, but it'll be hijacked when you ride in it.

I wish I could fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Deal but you live in a land locked country with no fish....... And fish are extinct (did I go overboard there?)

I wish I was kinder.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but you're now the #1 target for conmen.


I wish I stopped having loony-bin grade nightmares.

 

[oppp7]

Now they're holy ape shit insane nightmares.

I wish everyone was a Weegee.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, however you do not become a weegee and as a result are now a freak of society.

I wish I was a brilliant and beloved actor.

 

[oppp7]

Granted, but you have to star in Uwe Boll movies with that actor you hate.

I wish for fireballs.

 

[veratixx]

granted, but they are ineffective because you live underwater.

I wish i had laser eyes

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, unfortunatley this is right before it gets cancelled.

I wish that Mass Effect 3 was out and that it has all the team members from both prior games, with Wrex as a general, Garrus as the closest ally and Ashley returning as the love interest and that it ends with one hell of an epicly awesome climax.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Nope, you get nothing.

I wish for Raining Fire.

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but only on Tuesdays.

I wish this thread had more posts.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

It overloads with posts and is subsequently locked.

I wish for theoretical skill at neurosurgery.

 

[oppp7]

Granted, but you can't use your hands to do it because of a foot disease.

I wish you'd stop ninjaing me.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you can never post again!!!

I wish you could post again.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not granted.

I wish I had a fire flower.

 

[Wardnath]

Granted. Enjoy your time in hospital.

I wish I was good at the keyboard (the instrument).

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted. Except you have to pay for that wish with your fingers and anytime you try to play it with any other body part, said body part will fall off.

I wish I could fill my school with water, turning it into an indoor swimming pool.

 

[Wardnath]

Granted. Except you have to pay for that wish with your fingers and anytime you try to play it with any other body part, said body part will fall off.

I wish I could fill my school with water, turning it into an indoor swimming pool.

Granted. I don't even need to corrupt it, the water damage and contamination will do that for me.

I wish my internet didn't cap all the time. >_>