Corrupt a Wish game

[Stone Wera]

Granted. They're all copies of the same game!

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted. The wish-giving genie attempts to drive you mad for a few weeks, before getting bored and rips out your soul for being such a bore.

I wish there were no more wars in the entire universe.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now people have baby seal clubbing competitions to see who wins.

I wish I could fire mah lasers.

 

[cryogeist]

granted they fire bounce off a mirror and hit your head
i wish for the cake to not be a lie

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now it's a fabrication of the truth.

EDIT: I wish I didn't forget to post a wish.

 

[kaveradeo]

Granted you die.
I wish for pencils to not get lost.

 

[VeX1le]

Granted they now end up inside your brain.

I wish i wasn't bored to death.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted, you're still bored, just very much alive.

I wish for a doomsday device capable of destroying all ocean dwelling creatures.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, except you have to fix it in order for it to work.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, except you forgot to leave a wish here so I viciously kill you with an energy sword.

I wish that Ashley in Mass Effect was more popular so I could happily say I like her without having people flame me for it.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted. She is now the internets biggest meme.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to caramelldansen right now.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but only because you can't hear it over the Ievan Polkka.

I wish wearing glasses automatically made me smarter.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they also give you terminal lung cancer.

I wish I got better.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you only get better at dying.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you get it but it explodes when you use it
i wish for nothing

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everything you ever owned, including your body and mind and such, no longer exist.

I wish for the ability to breath in anything.

 

[cryogeist]

granted everything goes up your nose and kill you
i wish that seal didn't get clubed

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Now everyone clubs you and your family.

I wish for pudding that is normal in every way.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have cerebral palsy, so you couldn't even eat it if you wanted to.

I wish I had 1337 gaming skillz.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but you lose your 1337 life skills
i wish he wished when he post before