Corrupt a Wish game

[Robert632]

Granted. but you are never left alone.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard. ALL OF THEM

I wish there were more steampunk novels out there.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they all butcher steam punk so badly that steam punk ceases to exist.

I wish I had another mundane item.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's not as itemish as you think...


I wish I had 24K posts without incurring Mod wrath...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But all those posts are on a different forum.

I wish I had my own TV show.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the entire cast and crew are killed in a freak fire accident.

I wish for a flying hippo.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the hippo can only land on top of you every half an hour.


I wish I had an underground turtle.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it suffacates.

I wish I had a trash can robot.

 

[devbot2]

Granted, but whenever trash is thrown into it, it throws the trash right back out.

I wish that I had a working copy of Rock'em Sock'em Robots Arena.

 

[Venom 3135]

granted, but on your third try it comes to life and kills your family.

 

[Robert632]

granted, but on your third try it comes to life and kills your family.

You need to put a wish for me to corrupt, you know.

 

[Venom 3135]

soz i forgot about that.

i wish i ad a gaming pc

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it has a password that you don't know so you can't use it.

I wish I was implanted with gene-seed.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's Christopher Paolini's gene-seed.

I wish I was a published author.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it's a Twilight rip-off.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You gain knowledge of nothing.

I wish I could grant wishes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can't grant your own.

I wish I could turn invisible or visible again at will.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Whenever you're facing William you quickly flash in and out of existence.

I wish my initials weren't BO...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. Your new name is John Porta. Think about it.
I wish for a Gundam.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but there is no power source avalible that can power it.

I wish fr my own army of fish clones.