Corrupt a Wish game

[Scde2]

Granted, the movie is put on hold due to lack of money.

I wish I had 25000 more posts.

 

[blankedboy]

Granted, but posts no longer show on the Escapist.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[Hana_aoki]

Granted, but it's rotted and poisonous.

I wish that I was less afraid of spiders.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, you are afraid of air now

I wish I could think of a cheesy pun

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, and it's a gouda one.

I wish I hadn't said that...

 

[MachoFern]

I would give you that wish but it would involve me warping back in time and murdering you with a cleaver on your way to your computer

I wish the PS3 played PS2 games

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you PS3 gets corrupter 1 hours after this wish is granted.

I wish I had a scythe.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but if you touch it you die.

I wish I had unrestricted access to anywhere in the world

 

[Hussmann54]

Granted, but nobody wants you near them.

I wanna be able to teleport ALA Nightcrawler

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only do it once a day lest you have a stroke.

I wish for a vegetarian T. rex.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but every human turns into a vegetable.

I wish I was Death.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will be a slave to your job.

I wish I could reanimate my body upon death.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you will be a slave to your job.

No matter, I would love my job anyways...

OT: Granted, but you cannot control nor feel your body. Just like a zombie.

I wish I had a trilby.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it will eat your brain.

I wish I had a universal key.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the universe is empty.

I wish I had control over fire.

 

[Skorpyo]

Granted, but it must be on you while you run about screaming.

I wish I had an easier life.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you are dead. Say for example in Grim Fandango...

I wish Rapture exists...

 

[Skorpyo]

Well played.

OT:Granted, but you permanently have fists that shoot BEES!

I wish I could control the elements.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but they never heed you anyways...

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will continue to age.

I wish for a Baneblade.