Corrupt a Wish game

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but you get no bar-b-que sauce.

I wish I could beat up Superman

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you can beat up Super-quadrapeligic Man.

I wish I could spell quadrupleejick.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now the word is deleted from your mind.

I wish I had a pet pony

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Unfortutately, you don't know how to care for it properly and it dies.

I wish I could eat bacon cheeseburgers all day without getting fat.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but you have to get a handful of fattening fries for every bite of bacon cheeseburgers.

I wish for a giant robot.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it's one from Evangelion.

I wish I had a hard bed.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It's stone.

I wish for a human slave.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but he died as soon as you got him.

I wish I owned Godzilla.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's already dead.

I wish I had a corpse.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, it's Godzilla's.

I wish I know who killed Godzilla.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, it's right behind you.

I wish I was the killer.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but you do know I have a gun right? You can see where this is going.

Oh, I wish that you can't escape.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you are immobilized, cannot scream and cannot point that gun.

I wish I had a machete.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's one of those balloon inflatable ones.

I wish I can respawn... lol (get it?)

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the respawn point is on a 200 cubic meters acid pool.

I wish I had some metal music while I kill/torture/have fun with you.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it hynotizes you to jump into the acid

I wish you were a chick so the "have fun with you" part would be a lot better

 

[Blue Musician]

Not granted. Sorry. Instead I bring you another chick.

I wish I could get a chick as well.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

That isn't part of the rules!

Fine then, Granted, but the chick is in the acid with you.

I wish I was outta the damn acid!

 

[Blue Musician]

Okay, back to the normal rules. Sorry about that.

OT: Granted, you are on my dungeon.

I wish I had a second dungeon.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it's really an ice cream shop.

I wish I was in your "second" dungeon