Corrupt a Wish game

[OojahHalo]

Granted, but now you've actually broken the thread and ended the fun you scrooge

I wish everyone one was especially nasty with the next thirteen wishes

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, each corrupted wish has a negative effect on you for some reason.

I wish to not have to facepalm in life so much.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However your cat hates you and decides to poop and pee all over your house.

I wish I could smash my face against a wall.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted. Actually, I'm not sure how I could corrupt that. It would still hurt like hell.

I wish I could actually play guitar well, instead of just playing Rockband.

 

[paragon1]

Granted, but you can only play acoustic guitars with one string.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted, but it's from Dominoes.

I wish for a hippo.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, the hippo has severe diarrhea, and your house is covered in crap.

I wish for a single sentient cake, that is real.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted, but it's a fruit cake.

SHOCK HORROR!

I wish for a fairy

 

[paragon1]

Granted, its Navi.
I wish for a new house, in a nice location, that has nothing wrong with it.

 

[hyperhammy]

Granted, welcome to OHIO!!! Whahahahaha
I want a wii!

 

[Protocol95]

Granted. The wii literally does print money. However it is counterfeit, so you are arrested.

I wish for a thor from starcarft, with instructions in it, to pilot.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted.

I don't actually need to corrupt it. To me, the Wii is Satan.

Granted, its Navi.

Also, am I the only one who thought Navi was okay?

All you had to do was mute the game.

 

[paragon1]

Granted.

I don't actually need to corrupt it. To me, the Wii is Satan.

Granted, its Navi.

Also, am I the only one who thought Navi was okay?

All you had to do was mute the game.

You forgot to make a wish. Also, you can't mute real life.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[BoosterGold]

Granted they are rabid hellhounds
I wish I was in dixe

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted. You're in dixie.

I wish that the Nintendo Wii had a game without retarded arm flailing.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It requires retarted leg flailing instead.

I wish my feet were larger then my torso.

 

[Glamorgan]

Granted. YOU DON'T HAVE A TORSO!!!

*ahem*, sorry.

I wish I had a Unicorn.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It will eat you.

I wish to not have to pay for college tuition.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are die before you have to pay it.

I wish for a frog that can fly.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, though the tornadoes can be controlled by others and are turned against you.

I wish for my dog to behave.