Corrupt a Wish game

[Glamorgan]

Sure. I tell him to eat you. So he eats you.

Omnomnom

I wish for a Kitten.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It runs away within the first day.

I wish for a talking giraffe.

 

[hyperhammy]

The giraffe sound like fred and never shuts the fuck up!
I want to watch scott pilgrim vs the world!

 

[subject_87]

Granted, but you suddenly become blind and deaf.

I wish I had psychic powers!

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you get captured and studied extensivly by the military.

I wish I had a maple cookie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish for a truly universal remote control.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Granted, but all the buttons don't work.

I wish for cake.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

The cake has cyanide in it.

I wish for a top of the line computer that has a lifetime warranty

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only wish for toast.

I wish for a greater corruption.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but your corruption level is too high and now you need to restart your save from the beginning.

I wish that I didn't have to do any schoolwork any longer.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now you got homework.

I wish that I could fly without wings

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but now you have horrible, rocket-propelling gas all day long.

I wish I could stop getting sucked into these threads and start on my homework that was just granted to me.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but you have to use it to beat homeless people or the magic wears off.

I wish that I could poop money.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but every time you go to scoop some onto a plate, the lasagna insults you.

I wish that I had more free time.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but guys who sparkle in the sun stalk you and watch you while you sleep.

I wish that I could turn into a Super Saiyan.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! You're hair doubled in size but you broke your mouse because you cant control your power :3

I Wish I Had Geass.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, you now have a "gay ass."

I wish All Hail Lelouch had proper grammar!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! You shall now feel my wrath! Spell-check shall consume your life!

I wish that I could turn invisible.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but it only works while you are playing a trombone.

I wish I could stop referencing Zero Punctuation.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! Your internet has been terminated along with the wireless capabilities of your Iphone (is you have one :3)

I wish I had a Dracomon.