Corrupt a Wish game

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but it get's ALL over you.It gets in your hair and in your mouth...

I wish to think of something less disturbing...

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but now it's a fluffy kitten kicking the shit out of someone.

I wish I didn't have to wake up this early in the morning.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted now you think at length of having sex with your grandparents
granted you die now you never have to wake up.....ever again

I wish I had a social life

 

[Best of the 3]

Thank god you changed that ... although the second one is still pretty messed up. I'll take it though.

Granted but you would never be allowed on the Escapist ever again.

I wish I could eat some cheese, ham and pineapple pizza right about now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Hmmm... I wonder who this person is !)

Granted, but you said about now, and since about is an abstraction, you'll never get to eat the food as I've placed it at the farthest possible moment from "About now"

I wish you understood what I just said XD

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but I won't accept it.

(I'm not demented Teddy but because she got banned and I knew her and a few people are wearing her avatar I thought I would too. I miss her)

I wish I didn't have to leave now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I see. I just assumed, since you joined today, and all)

Granted, *Second passes by* You have to leave NOW XD

 

[Valkyrie101]

I wish you'd made a wish.

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

He DID make a wish, in secret...now you have painful rectal burning.

I wish I could sleep!

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you experience your worst nightmares for eternity.

I wish I had funnier responses and jokes in forum games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but in order to think of them, you must get rid of one childhood memory per joke.

I wish someone would post below me.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but the post is:

Redlin5 is a mice-tickling shit.

I wish for moar friends.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they steal your money and leave you with nothing.
They are lousy friends.

I wish I could have a date with Ellen Page.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, she is human scum.

I wish for a Russian accent.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but you will have to start every sentece with: In soviet Russia...

I wish I had a bar of chocolate.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's radioactive.

I wish for some enriched uranium.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's too enriched for your blood, so you can never truely own it.

I wish for a grenade!

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but you didn't wish for the pin.

I wish for Gordan Freeman's crowbar.

 

[Kere]

Granted but you have John Freeman follow you around from now on.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay this weekend.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, despite the appearance, Kere has written a perfect essay and you are forced to issue the top grade.

I wish for some diamonds.