Corrupt a wish game.

[Zacharine]

Granted, but now they all are bankrupt.

I wish to have an adorable live kitten.

 

[Eleima]

Granted, but the kitten has sharp teeth and claws, and completely destroys your home, shredding everything to bits and pieces.

I wish to be a millionaire.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but the money is from vietnam.

I wish for a ferrari.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but it's the official Ferrari mousepad.

I wish for everlasting world peace.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but aliens invaded and take us over without us fighting back.

I wish for a memory that never fails.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but aliens invaded and take us over without us fighting back.

I wish for a memory that never fails.

Granted but it's a memory of something that you really, really would like to forget and it's slowly driving you insane...

I wish for this wish to be unfulfilled.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but you will whole heartedly come to regret this descission when your all alone in a car when your 45, with no-one to care about and the dogs of war a closing in... Sorry, lost my train of thought...

I wish for a country named after me.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it's rife with civil wars, disease and roving packs of feral animals and whenever someone says the name of it, they shudder with disgust.

I wish people all thought crocodiles were cute.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but this causes the crocodile population to skyrocket and they eat everyone in the world.

I wish for an alien invasion.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted... I am the one doing it.... welcome to HELL, human scum!!!

I wish I had more aliens to help me right the wrong that is humanities continued feeble existance.

 

[diddykonger]

granted but it's the tribbles that assist you.

I wish that no one ever heard Justin Bieber

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you become Justin Bieber.

I wish that everyone now likes Lady Gaga.

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted, everybody hates you.

I wish that the mortiverse turns up.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but it is a highly uninteresting phenomenon.

I wish that it was possible to make it a law that everyone on the internet, through machine processing, had to give all their names and personal details on the web so there was no sense of anonymity thus destroying the power of the internet troll.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but the internet is replaced by another program, rebirthing the trolls.

I wish for a superpower.

 

[diddykonger]

granted...you have the super power of turning yourself into cup of salt water

I wish the cancellation of Glee

 

[Dark42]

The show is canceled but the cast then goes on tour and becomes even more popular and each member of the cast gets their own spin off show.

I wish for a magic butter that can grant wish I want, that has my best wishes in mind.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Granted, but the Butter is 5 years past its expiration date.

I wish for glasses that let me see things as Anime.

 

[Dark42]

Butler not butter for the previous post. I'm an idiot.

You see things in anime but it makes your eyes bleed

I wish I could have insane amount of luck whenever I wish.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted... An insane amount of BAD LUCK.

I wish that I was a wizard bear.