Corrupt a Wish

[The Kangaroo]

OK the rules of this forum game are simple, The first poster makes a wish and the next person grants it in such a way that the wish becomes ruined then makes a new wish and so on and so forth.

Spoiler: Example

Wish:I wish that I could live forever.

Ruiner: You get to live forever while still ageing until the end of the universe

I'll start it off,

I wish that I could have an infinite amount of money.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but it has Zimbabwe's inflation rate. Which is very high. Like a million dollars for a Kitkat high.

I wish I had X-Box LIVE.

 

[Spaghetti]

Granted, but you are using a modified 360

I wish I could have a fish supper

 

[The Kangaroo]

The dinner is... rotten
I wish I knew everything

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but it makes you insane.

I wish I was a fish.

 

[Cargando]

You are a cod in the Irish sea. Have fun avoiding the nets.

I wish I knew how to do crazy over-the-top martial arts.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Wish Granted, but Bruce Lee is your opponent. (Wish or not you won't win.)

I wish I could fly.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but you fly like a brick.

I wish I was a brick.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but you are used, to help build a house for Uwe Boll.

I wish lost (Tv show) made sense to me.

 

[The Kangaroo]

You understand it but then realise that not only will nobody ever believe you, they will also think you're special because of the explanation.

I wish I could get 600 points in my leaving cert (6 A's in my final exams for all you non-irish)

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but they're all in useless subjects.

I wish I was famous!

 

[COR 2000]

Granted, but you're only famous for being famous. Have a fun life, Paris Hilton!

I wish I could kill the person I "wished" a good life!

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but she sings to you while you kill it. And you have to listen to it.

I wish for celebs to vanish all together.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Granted, but they all reappear in your house.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[The Kangaroo]

You can but the waves make it impossible

I wish that I could make amazing games

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Granted, but only you enjoy it

I wish i could breathe under water

 

[Timotei]

Granted, but the ocean is too polluted.

I wish to live in Hawai'i.

 

[Spaghetti]

Granted, you now live in an erupting volcano

I wish my glasses weren't scratched

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Granted, your eyes are instead

I wish i had better ideas...

 

[The Kangaroo]

Granted but nobody believes that they are yours

I wish that I had a pet penguin