Corrupt a Wish

[Xero Scythe]

Granted, but it just died.
(Should have wished in the present tense)

I wish someone would visit my rp...

 

[Nukey]

Granted but no one joins
(Liked the concept but im too damn busy at the moment, grrrrr....)

I wish i was God!

 

[Xero Scythe]

Granted but you are not believed in and fade away.

I wish I was not so bored.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Granted, but you've done everything.

I wish I had infinity.

 

[Xero Scythe]

granted, but you spend it stuck inside an hourglass. with sand pouring on you, bit by bit.

I wish I can kick Chuck Norris' butt!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted. But Chuck's ass is made of landmine. Your call if ya really wanna kick it.

I wish I had a cup of pure win.

 

[Xero Scythe]

You buy them off but then they turn around and stab you in the back for cash.

I wish homework did not exist.

 

[The Kangaroo]

granted but you have to do 3 hours more school.

I wish I was the bear in Tekken

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Granted... Wait.... isn't he already there?

Spoiler: See? BEAR!

I wish mortals weren't so... witless...

 

[The Kangaroo]

Granted but you never find them funny.

I wish the MW2 story mode was better

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted. It is now so good and so deep that the average gamer is unable to appreciate it and the average non-gamer thinks it's obscene, so the game is a total failure. The company goes bankrupt before you ever manage to get your hands on a copy.

I wish for razor-sharp wit.

 

[Lothae]

Granted, but one day you whip out a one liner so sharp you manage to slice the jugular of the best friend you made it to. Hope you're happy.

I wish for Ice Cream.

 

[Garaw]

An Inuit appears and makes you some nice Akutaq.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Granted, but when invisible you get hit by a truck who didn't realize you were there.

Damn, I wish I was rich.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted, but it's in the lowest form of currency.

I wish I had the courage to speak up.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted..... I really can't think of anything bad about that wish.

I wish I could think something bad about SirBryghtside's wish.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Granted but you are unable to tell anyone because I posted

I wish I could work at Valve

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but they treat you like shit.

I wish for a trained pet dragon.

 

[The Kangaroo]

granted but he's invisible and the size of a thimble

I wish I knew Ghandi

 

[badgersprite]

Granted, but you're going to have to die to meet him in the afterlife.

I wish I knew a song that could make the whole world sing.