Corupt a wish foundation.

[Outright Villainy]

Um, Forum games?
Also, to avoid a low content post, please enjoy this complimentary filler: *dances to the tune of yakety sax*

 

[Trivun]

Marbles? Granted, but you will slip on them and die.

I wish for invisibility at will.

(oh, and yes, this does really belong in Forum Games and RP...)

 

[Souplex]

Granted, but you can't turn it off.
I wish there were someone more awesome than me.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

This sounds like it belongs in forum games, does it not?

Wish granted, but you have to keep them in your pockets at all times and have constantly sagging pants!

I wish for a million bucks.

Granted, but you have to spend all your time with them and they will always make you look bad.

I still wish for a million bucks.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wish granted, but they'll stampede over you.
I wish for the Philosopher's stone, with the power to give eternal life and turn base metal into gold.

EDIT: What, no one corrupts my wish?

 

[Trivun]

Granted, but you can't turn it off.
I wish there were someone more awesome than me.

Ah, but I specifically said 'invisibility at will', which means I can turn it off. And your wish is granted, but the more awesome person makes you so jealous you kill him and end up on Death Row.

I wish that I was the opposite gender (let's see someone make boobies bad, eh?)

 

[dmase]

Granted, but you can't turn it off.
I wish there were someone more awesome than me.

Granted, he's screwing your girlfriend right now.

I wish I didn't have to go to college to get a good job.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

@Trivun Granted, but you havemultiple boyfriends who gang bang you constantly.

I wish for cat hands and feet.

- your eyes itch, you scratch your eyes out...

i wish for a big playground in my room

 

[Trivun]

Granted, but your lack of opposbale thumbs means that when Jigsaw puts you in a deathtrap you can't escape and you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of popcorn...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Granted, but you have to eat it all at once. Figure that one out.

I wish for time manipulation.

 

[Trivun]

Bloody hell, this thing has already derailed with people granting the wrong wishes. I think we can safely say this thread has failed...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but your lack of opposbale thumbs means that when Jigsaw puts you in a deathtrap you can't escape and you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of popcorn...

Granted, but you'd have to eat it all at once and your tummy would rupture.
EDIT: Ninja'd.

 

[Doctor What]

Granted, but you will have lots of acne and be chubby, which will mean you won't have anyone who loves you.

I wish to be able to speak every language in the world

 

[Aunel]

Granted, but your lack of opposbale thumbs means that when Jigsaw puts you in a deathtrap you can't escape and you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of popcorn...

granted, although they all rot away the moment you touch any of it.

and my wish is a custom 5 string hand built active bass.
oh wait my wish is granted already

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but your lack of opposbale thumbs means that when Jigsaw puts you in a deathtrap you can't escape and you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of popcorn...

granted, although they all rot away the moment you touch any of it.

and my wish is a custom 5 string hand built active bass.
oh wait my wish is granted already

Granted again. But, every time you touch a bass it turns to ash.

I still wish for the philosopher's stone.

 

[Aunel]

Granted, but your lack of opposbale thumbs means that when Jigsaw puts you in a deathtrap you can't escape and you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of popcorn...

granted, although they all rot away the moment you touch any of it.

and my wish is a custom 5 string hand built active bass.
oh wait my wish is granted already

Granted again. But, every time you touch a bass it turns to ash.

I still wish for the philosopher's stone.

I cry
and die

and your stone is not a special stone, it's a pet rock.

 

[newguy77]

and my wish is a custom 5 string hand built active bass.
oh wait my wish is granted already

Granted, but you're in Siberia and have to choose, your life, or the bass.

I wish that I had a better internet connection.

Yeah, I suck at wishing.

 

[yoshimickster]

Um, Forum games?
Also, to avoid a low content post, please enjoy this complimentary filler: *dances to the tune of yakety sax*

OH CRAP! Sorry about that. Can someone move this please?

Towards Aunel: Granted, but it's been customized to electrify you everytime you get a wrong note.

I wish that a moderator would please move this to forum games.

Edit: DAMMIT! THis always happens when I wait too long. Okay uh, granted but your connection is only .000000000000000009 percent better.