Corupt a wish foundation.

[Plurralbles]

@Darkside360 Granted, but you find it's more or less a Mass Effect 2 expansion with a storyline blatantly ripped off from National Treasure.

I wish for the power to always win.

granted but everyone else stops playing.

I wish to ace my chem midterm tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

@Darkside360 Granted, but you find it's more or less a Mass Effect 2 expansion with a storyline blatantly ripped off from National Treasure.

I wish for the power to always win.

granted but everyone else stops playing.

I wish to ace my chem midterm tomorrow.

Granted, but you only pass with a 60.5%.

I wish to become a more famouse animator then Walt Disney and Hanna-Barbera Combined!

 

[Plurralbles]

@Darkside360 Granted, but you find it's more or less a Mass Effect 2 expansion with a storyline blatantly ripped off from National Treasure.

I wish for the power to always win.

granted but everyone else stops playing.

I wish to ace my chem midterm tomorrow.

Granted, but you only pass with a 60.5%.

I wish to become a more famouse animator then Walt Disney and Hanna-Barbera Combined!

acing is acing. I never said pass.

Anyway, sure you do. But people get so entranced by your films that they think you a God and eat you to gain yoru power.

I wish for a lollipop.

 

[kalakashi]

Granted, but you're only famous because you animated a religious figure held in high regard in a satirical fashion, and as such you were hunted down by thousands of people, and all those that you love were tortured to death in the search for you before you were eventually found hiding in a pig sty and savagely beaten to death before being fed to the pigs that hid you for the past 2 years.

EDIT: I'm going to get ninja'd whatever I do aren't I?

Granted, but the lollipop is that from Fred and George from the Harry Potter series. The lollipop mentioned in one of the later books from their stash of napalm candy.

Or it's slang for penis. You choose.

I wishhhh forrrrrr, er, um - the perfect body! Of a male! Age 17!

 

[the1ultimate]

@Darkside360 Granted, but you find it's more or less a Mass Effect 2 expansion with a storyline blatantly ripped off from National Treasure.

I wish for the power to always win.

granted but everyone else stops playing.

I wish to ace my chem midterm tomorrow.

Granted, but you only pass with a 60.5%.

I wish to become a more famouse animator then Walt Disney and Hanna-Barbera Combined!

acing is acing. I never said pass.

Anyway, sure you do. But people get so entranced by your films that they think you a God and eat you to gain yoru power.

I wish for a lollipop.

Okay, but you get it in soviet-
No, I'm done with that, it's too easy anyway.

You simply get a bertie botts every flavour custard, mustard and dirt flavour lollipop.

Edit: @kalakashi The body arrives in the mail, and appears unresponsive but alive. Good luck figuring out what to do with a comatose 17-year-old.

I wish that I had a time machine!

 

[omega_peaches]

Granted, but it only has 1 use

I wish I was able to become other people

 

[kalakashi]

I wish for a lollipop.

Okay, but you get it in soviet-
No, I'm done with that, it's too easy anyway.

You simply get a bertie botts every flavour custard, mustard and dirt flavour lollipop.

I wish that I had a time machine!

What are the chances we both go with a Harry Potter theme!?

Anyway, you got ninja'd so do me =]

 

[dmase]

I wishhhh forrrrrr, er, um - the perfect body! Of a male! Age 17!

Granted... can you live with the fact that you will never look that good again for the rest of your life?

I wish for the motivation to go work out.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted, but it only has 1 use

I wish I was able to become other people

I only need one use to win the lottery.

You on the other hand, become other people uncontrollably and randomly.

I wish for a lollipop.

Okay, but you get it in soviet-
No, I'm done with that, it's too easy anyway.

You simply get a bertie botts every flavour custard, mustard and dirt flavour lollipop.

I wish that I had a time machine!

What are the chances we both go with a Harry Potter theme!?

Anyway, you got ninja'd so do me =]

I did do you... But I'm going to change my answer to:
You get the perfect 17-year-old male body of... A donkey. Don't worry, I hear they live fairly long and happy lives in general.

Edit: I wish for the ability to be a great leader and make people follow me.

 

[omega_peaches]

No wish above...So none to corrupt

I wish I could go to PAX east
D:

 

[PrimoThePro]

Granted, but it only has 1 use

I wish I was able to become other people

Granted but you will forget what you originally look like.
I WISH I WAS A GIRL
I wish I could read peoples thoughts

OR(seperated for easy snipping use)

I wish I had Commando Pro on all the time (take no fall damage)

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

i wish i had all the time in the world !

ps: Nooooooo !

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Wish granted, but they'll stampede over you.
I wish for the Philosopher's stone, with the power to give eternal life and turn base metal into gold.

EDIT: What, no one corrupts my wish?

Granted, but you may only give eternal life to plants and yourself, none of your loved ones, and all metals you touch turn to gold, like a very specific King Midas.

To the person above me who wished for ME3:
Granted, but it's a rush job and crashes every time you load it, whilst also rendering every games console/PC you place it in unplayable forever.

I wish for a lightbulb, because the one in my room just went, and typing by screenlight hurts my eyes...

 

[Sinisterair]

Granted, but you're only famous because you animated a religious figure held in high regard in a satirical fashion, and as such you were hunted down by thousands of people, and all those that you love were tortured to death in the search for you before you were eventually found hiding in a pig sty and savagely beaten to death before being fed to the pigs that hid you for the past 2 years.

EDIT: I'm going to get ninja'd whatever I do aren't I?

Granted, but the lollipop is that from Fred and George from the Harry Potter series. The lollipop mentioned in one of the later books from their stash of napalm candy.

Or it's slang for penis. You choose.

I wishhhh forrrrrr, er, um - the perfect body! Of a male! Age 17!

granted but its a sexually active gay 17 teen yr old!

i wish for.......Giant bannanas to crush florida

 

[The Undoer]

Granting to the Commando Pro guy (Forgot to check the name, sorry)

Granted but you would take bonus damage from everything else

I wish for unlimited supply of 100% genuine money on a credit card which no one can get at, and is uncancelable!

Haha!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but you drop it onto a giant magnet and erase any and all data ever to be put on the card.



I wish for all the presidents of the world to be stricken with fatal heart attacks

 

[Manhattan2112]

Granted, but new presidents with even nastier plans come into power.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

 

[The Undoer]

Granted but you drop it onto a giant magnet and erase any and all data ever to be put on the card.



I wish for all the presidents of the world to be stricken with fatal heart attacks

Granted but new ones emerge, twice as bad.

I wish for a couple of current gen consoles. (Don't just say they break, be original!)