Costume-Specific Boob Bouncing Coming to DOA5

[Leethe1Girl]

...And this is new how? Seriously, I don't think Team Ninja has leaned by now that boobs do not work that way!

I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism.

Duuuuude, there's PLENTY they don't know about boobs.

Does no one remember DoA Volleyball?

 

[somonels]

I'm probably going to go deaf and mute repeating myself on this, but I'll say it anyway:

A man's penis is not important, nor a focus in male sexuality. As long as he has one, and it works, that is all that matters.

You won't ever see it focused on, because it doesn't matter.

Sorry, what?

There's a good reason why the artwork of Tom of Finland is considered hyper-sexualised, whereas your average image of Superman is not.

Spoiler

Hint: it's in the bulge.

I'm guessing you're of the school of thought that an alpha-male build and plenty of muscles are what define the sexualisation of males. Sorry, no dice. If you want a man to look like a power fantasy, you give him prominent pecks, biceps you could bend steel round and a superhero outfit. If you want a man to look like a sexual object, you show lots of skin, put emphasis on nipples and bum-cheeks, and most importantly give him some bulge.

If the penis isn't important in a man's sexuality, why do so many men wangst about whether theirs is big enough? Why does pornograpy put an emphasis on men hung like stallions? Why is there the common idea perpetuated through our society that you need to be a hung man in order to properly satisfy a lady? I mean, it's not particularly true, but you see it implied and perpetuated in the media nonetheless.

I'm pretty sure your supplied images were created explicitly to portray men in a state of sexual arousal. Bulges, large, hard nipples... it's difficult to argue that they weren't created to appeal to masturbatory urges.

Sexualized, multiple partner, homosexual fantasy or harmless children's entertainment... hardly.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

At least they've never lied about it being all about the bounce. Others have said such things were incidental, or ancillary. These guys know they're just there for the spectacle, and they stopped pandering to anything else a long time ago. Now, front and center for each new release is what's front and center. It's hardly fanservice, any more, since the game seems to be designed from the bounce out. That's more or less why people still come to the series by now, isn't it?

 

[ThunderCavalier]

...

No comment.

There's seriously nothing I can say about this.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Damn it Team Ninja. Why don't you just make porn already? We all know that you want to. Just sell a porn mode as age-restricted DLC a few months after the debut as by then most of the sales from horny young teenagers will have dried up and you can finally put porn out there.

I have no problem with all this jiggle physics but I do have problems with you being a big cocktease, Team Ninja.

 

[lcyw20]

I don't understand jiggle physics in games. I mean, yeah, I would look, it draws my attention, but it doesn't trigger any mental or physiological responses in me, i.e. not a stray thought. It's like I'm waiting for something--anything--to happen, but of course, nothing does.

 

[Leethe1Girl]

Hurray for boobs! I've never really liked the DOA series, but you know...boobs.

Well hey, man if they can get you to pay something you can see every day on the internet... I'll keep laughing.

There is something to be said about interacting with it vs. watching it.

But at the same time the internet has actual porn on it, and even if you want a specific character, Rule 34 has got you covered.

lol, it's true ;p

 

[disappointed]

They should make a sumo game and apply all this jiggle physics to fat men's bellies. For legitimacy.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

So accurate that its unrealistic. The people that make these games have never seen real breasts before and give them anti gravitational powers. So sad that they cant sell there game as a beat em up thats good. Like the last one they will sell it on dumb unrealistic boob physics.

 

[BrionJames]

Hurray for boobs! I've never really liked the DOA series, but you know...boobs.

Well hey, man if they can get you to pay something you can see every day on the internet... I'll keep laughing.

I've never actually purchased any of the series, I never found it to be that intuitive of a fighter, but still...boobs

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Ah, go to Team Ninja for innovation on Gainaxing I guess. Shouldn't they spend their time on the gameplay instead of this one inch the boob is supposed to bounce to the left? I don't know, never bought a DOA game, so maybe I'm just missing the point.

 

[Leethe1Girl]

Hurray for boobs! I've never really liked the DOA series, but you know...boobs.

Well hey, man if they can get you to pay something you can see every day on the internet... I'll keep laughing.

I've never actually purchased any of the series, I never found it to be that intuitive of a fighter, but still...boobs

Lol, me neither.


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Boobs.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

...And this is new how? Seriously, I don't think Team Ninja has leaned by now that boobs do not work that way!

I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism.

Duuuuude, there's PLENTY they don't know about boobs.

Does no one remember DoA Volleyball?

I do... if I'm honest, I don't recall much about the volleyball though.

I do remember that the girls' waists were slimmer than a single boob, which seemed somewhat out of proportion... not that I made a study of the topic. Or wrote an eight-thousand word essay on it. Honest.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Ah, go to Team Ninja for innovation on Gainaxing I guess. Shouldn't they spend their time on the gameplay instead of this one inch the boob is supposed to bounce to the left? I don't know, never bought a DOA game, so maybe I'm just missing the point.

REALLY??!!!

There's a reason Team Ninja haven't gone down the "powered armour space marine" route, you know!

 

[Leethe1Girl]

...And this is new how? Seriously, I don't think Team Ninja has leaned by now that boobs do not work that way!

I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism.

Duuuuude, there's PLENTY they don't know about boobs.

Does no one remember DoA Volleyball?

I do... if I'm honest, I don't recall much about the volleyball though.

I do remember that the girls' waists were slimmer than a single boob, which seemed somewhat out of proportion... not that I made a study of the topic. Or wrote an eight-thousand word essay on it. Honest.

To be fair, I never actually played it so you'd know more than me anyways. I just remember the videos where the girls would be standing perfectly still yet their chests were moving. As if caught up be the breeze, lol. And then there were the clips of one boob moving in a different direction than the other boob.

 

[CleverCover]

Okay...Team Ninja I will not get pissed about the boobies....

IF you come out with a DOA Men with the same number of sexy male characters as there are of sexy female characters in the original DOA, clothing transparency, different costumes for each guy, and clothing specific bulge bounce, and lots of fanservice.

Then we're even.

QFT. I want Hayate/Ein in that chains and leather pants combo I remember from DOA2 (I think) if this is going to happen. If I have to stand watching the chicks nearly lose their bras when my family inevitably pulls this out for gatherings, I want to have something nice to stare/drool over.

 

[Racecarlock]

God I wish i could have seen the design meeting when they came up with this. So many bro-fists. Also the depressing thing about it is somewhere right now a 13 year old is getting really excited about this

Why? Why is it depressing? Is the fact that a teenager might be getting a boner over this game right now going force you to buy it? What about him getting aroused is going to make your life any worse?

I'm really really getting sick of how people proclaim the entire god damn gaming industry is going to be set back or destroyed just because they aren't being marketed to enough. What, did witcher 2 and the original witcher and all of the other witty, original, and well designed games simply disintegrate upon this announcement? Did every copy of red dead redemption just burn up in flames? Did all the ultima, diablo, diablo 2, skyrim, and all other hardcore RPG copies wipe themselves? Did all you good action games disappear?

Also, for some odd reason, some people in this thread seem to have deemed team ninja the face of the entire industry. When did they become that? What did they do? Did they release a good version of duke nukem forever that actually kept all of the promises? The whole industry isn't going to fucking collapse because one god damn developer is working on boob jiggle physics. Give me a fucking break you guys.

Edit: Also, I find it very ironic that a lot of the people in this thread are calling team ninja immature while they themselves cry out that the whole industry is going to be destroyed and you'll get less milky-wilky. I mean, "Hardcore" games.