Could Jesus stop bullets?

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TonyVonTonyus

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He's not Neo or even Gandalf (who I'm pretty sure can stop bullets if they existed in Middle Earth). But then again he does have a beard and gods or god-like things that have beards usually can do a lot of things such as Odin, Zeus or even Grizzly Adams which I'll count as a god for this moment though I'm not quite sure what he could do constitute being as god other than having a beard.
 

Mr spank

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well since jesus was the first zombie or vampire, depending on how you look at it,(he supposedly came back from the dead) i would think that if he didn't dodge them, they probly would bother him about as much as a mosquito bite
 

eastinfecter

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Forget about bullet-stopping Jesus and focus on the Jesus-stopping bullets!
Quick people, before he`s back.
 

Trivun

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Quiet Stranger said:
If you can dodge a nail you can dodge a bullet.
If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball...

And now I've just had a vision of the guy in the wheelchair shooting Justin Long. Hehe, murder is funny... :)

Anyway, I'd imagine Jesus probably could stop a bullet, if he really did work miracles. However, as a Christian who also tries to reconcile faith with science, I see Jesus as being nothing more than a man who somehow, don't ask me how, had a much greater understanding of science than humans have ever had before or since. Especially considering that at least one or two of the 'miracles' he performed have since been proven as possible by science. If that's the case, then Jesus probably couldn't stop a bullet even if he was the son of God... :p
 

Captain Pirate

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0mn1p0t3ntg6y said:
gabe12301 said:
What part of SON OF GOD do you not understand?
Don't sound so mad, not everyone is Christian. That and he was just a normal guy so...... I say he can't.
Ugh... You do realise the person you're quoting is right, Christian or not? The OP DID say:
kickassfrog said:
Incidentally, this is assuming Jesus was the son of God and had his various powers.
Plus, don't act like you know for certain he was a normal guy. I fucking hate it when everyone states their belief, or lack of, as fact. It's mostly atheists, but some religious people too. It bugs the shit out of me, because nobody knows for certain. I don't know for sure God exists, just like Atheists don't know he doesn't.
Believe what you want, but don't act like you know for sure your belief is the true one.

Hardcore_gamer said:
And yet he could not prevent the Romans from beating the shit out of him just the same.
I think he could, but he would not.
 

Lukeje

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Isn't the point that he would stop the bullet by preventing it ever being fired at all?
 

Sensenmann

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Lols. People are all like. He'd die to those, he died to nails. Thing is he wanted to die for the nails for us. Then people are like "he'd die again, since we sinned". Thing is he already died for our sins once and for all.

And as for Death, Jesus beat it, and will kill it in the end, it'll be all like "death, meet your paradox!". That's how awesome he is. So yes. He can dodge bullets, stop them, melt them in their path, make the gun backfire first off.
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
He wouldn't have to, he could just turn the bullets into fish and eat them.
I like the way you think.

Jesus could do what he said, then celebrate!
 

darth.pixie

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This is the single most entertaining thread I've ever read.

I've seen a movie where he could do it. He also converted atheists...with his fists

It...it was a bad movie.

But he'd probably make the guns jam or something. This is something to ponder on.