This is what happens when people degenerate to caveman body language and decide instead of handling the matter of cheating or gaming in a nice manner they instead decide to get violent and stab someone because of a simplistic game.
Counter-Strike Cheater Stabbed in Brain
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That Calumon of yours is getting creepy. He needs some therapy or something.Catkid906 said:
OT:...THE FUCK? Also, this is all going to somehow be the fault of games. Not the obviously unstable assailant, or the cheater, or the idiots who let him bring a massive knife into a LAN center.
Goddamnit. Every time the "do video games make people violent" debate might fucking calm down some twat has to go and shoot himself or someone else or stick a knife in someone's face and fuck it all up for another few years.
I hope he goes to jail and when he's in there for people who had REAL problems he can see how stupid he was.
Here's how I imagine the conversation will go -
Prisoner 1: "What are you in for?"
Stupid kid: "I stabbed a kid in the head."
Prisoner 1: "Wow. That's pretty brutal. What for?"
Stupid kid: "Well, he cheated in a video game."
Prisoner 1: "Oh. Umm... Well, I was born poor and therefore uncared for by a willfully ignorant government who tells their people that if you're poor it's because you're lazy. I saw the best and smartest of my community either spiritually broken or die hopeless and alone while the morally bankrupt seemed to thrive on all levels of society (in my own community all the way up to the highest reaches of world government) so I decided that was the best way to go. Because of my actions, many of my friends were killed, but by that time, I couldn't simply quit because too many people were hunting me in a self-fulfilling cyclical vortex of crime and retribution, so I tried to avenge all of those that were killed because of me, because, in that instance, that truly is the only path open to you. Honestly, I had realized my mistakes by the time that I had watched my best friend die in my arms, but, as I said, by that time it's too late. And, really, how could I go back to such destitution and poverty, especially in a community that claims to hate me for apparently making their lives worse? I really had nowhere to go, so I did the best I could and was honestly trying to take the first step to exit this incredibly complex and destructive situation."
Stupid kid: "Wow... your analysis of socioeconomic stratification across the globe really opens my eyes to how petty my problems at some goddamn internet cafe were."
I hope he goes to jail and when he's in there for people who had REAL problems he can see how stupid he was.
Here's how I imagine the conversation will go -
Prisoner 1: "What are you in for?"
Stupid kid: "I stabbed a kid in the head."
Prisoner 1: "Wow. That's pretty brutal. What for?"
Stupid kid: "Well, he cheated in a video game."
Prisoner 1: "Oh. Umm... Well, I was born poor and therefore uncared for by a willfully ignorant government who tells their people that if you're poor it's because you're lazy. I saw the best and smartest of my community either spiritually broken or die hopeless and alone while the morally bankrupt seemed to thrive on all levels of society (in my own community all the way up to the highest reaches of world government) so I decided that was the best way to go. Because of my actions, many of my friends were killed, but by that time, I couldn't simply quit because too many people were hunting me in a self-fulfilling cyclical vortex of crime and retribution, so I tried to avenge all of those that were killed because of me, because, in that instance, that truly is the only path open to you. Honestly, I had realized my mistakes by the time that I had watched my best friend die in my arms, but, as I said, by that time it's too late. And, really, how could I go back to such destitution and poverty, especially in a community that claims to hate me for apparently making their lives worse? I really had nowhere to go, so I did the best I could and was honestly trying to take the first step to exit this incredibly complex and destructive situation."
Stupid kid: "Wow... your analysis of socioeconomic stratification across the globe really opens my eyes to how petty my problems at some goddamn internet cafe were."
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!
Why would you bring a knife to an internet cafe?
Why would you stab someone over cheating?
How do you pierce someone's skull with that?
Here's hoping that this is a "what it's meant to look like" scenario, and really it's like he's part of a gang or something...
Otherwise, well, it's not like I had that much faith in humanity left anyway... but still.
Why would you bring a knife to an internet cafe?
Why would you stab someone over cheating?
How do you pierce someone's skull with that?
Here's hoping that this is a "what it's meant to look like" scenario, and really it's like he's part of a gang or something...
Otherwise, well, it's not like I had that much faith in humanity left anyway... but still.
you know this is something we all want to do is to beat up the troll or hacker... guess not knifing in brain though.
The last line sadly would actually go more like:wall5970 said:
Stupid Kid:... but he was HACKING!!!
or
Stupid Kid:lolwut? dude, you've got issues.
The thing about stupid people is, they don't know and can't be convinced of the fact that they are stupid.
This is why you go for the little dip at the top of your nose. Destroys the brainstem and all.
At least the attacker wasn't an expert, this kid could have died. On a related note, I have an intense respect for Chinese doctors now. I would have given up on seeing that.
At least the attacker wasn't an expert, this kid could have died. On a related note, I have an intense respect for Chinese doctors now. I would have given up on seeing that.
To everyone that asked: as a premed student, yes, you can survive getting stabbed in the head. Not only that, the brain itself doesn't feel pain (insert "splitting headache" joke here).
As far as reacting to cheating, I want to say this is overkill, but I know I'd try to do the same, provided I had a weapon at the time. Then again, I have anger issues.
As far as reacting to cheating, I want to say this is overkill, but I know I'd try to do the same, provided I had a weapon at the time. Then again, I have anger issues.
