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Mastercylinder

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How absolutely preposterous that's the stupidest load of . . . Excuse me I must have sex with that seductive automan across the room . . .
 

Blizzarded Soul

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Well the marriage would have been a mooooving experiance for him.
Sorry I just saw an oportunity and had to grab it.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Pimppeter2 said:
I thought wives were supposed to become cows after marriage
..Snap.

Also..

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I jus-.. Hu-.. Fuck it. I have nothing I want to even say towards this, that correctly displays my expression right now.
 

TheTim

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i think we should rid the village of that guy to get rid of bad luck.
 

The Hairminator

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Damn cows, they're too sexy. The teases finally went too far, and he snapped under the pressure.

The chief did right in drowning that slutty whore cow without morals, seducing young men like that and giving the village bad luck. The owner should be just as ashamed, raising such a little promiscuos bovine.
 

RedPandaMan

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I like this village. Do what you want and just claim some ridiculous reason, and you're in the clear.
 

S.R.S.

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"Cow executed for seducing man"

I think you deserve something for the funniest title I've seen on this site. But in response to the article... LOL WUT!?
 

Kris015

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Greyfox105 said:
Demented Teddy said:
Primitives make me laugh.
It's not just primitives, it is Humanity >.>
Anyway...
OT: They killed a cow? I thought cows were revered over there, or is that just India? >.>
Humanity sucks... Seriouly we should get rid of it.
 

AgDr_ODST

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hahaahahahahahahahahahahaha great gag story pimp.....oh wait you mean this is for real. 0-o. damn such a waste of a perfectly good cow.
 
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MacDonalds - I'm Lovin' It!

Geez, and I thought cow tipping was bad! I tell ya, the world's rural areas need to get their act together. I was also kinda amused when the article said the owner of the cow was given "apporximately $562" - that's pretty specific for an estimate.