Cow executed for seducing man

[zombiesinc]

Just admit that you were desperate to get your rocks off, don't play stupid after being caught. Ai...

 

[Gramzon]

sick, i don't even know what to say...

 

[Soluncreed]

Who wouldn't be seduced by that? I mean, look at those thighs!

 

[A Pious Cultist]

My first thought was "lolwut?"
My second though was "I bet the Hindus are pissed :/"

 

[Megacherv]

I don't...I can't quite...what are...you know, I...beef sandwich joke...I...what?

 

[Jackalb]

This sort of thing happens to me ALL the time.

 

[Talvrae]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





THIS FUCKING MADE MY DAY! and my day started 3 hours ago.

^^I exactelly the same

 

[Pimppeter2]

I can't believe I didn't get a reaction to my NSFW pic. I thought that was comedy gold.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Well, they have some good LSD in Indonesia then.

I know where I'm off on holiday next year!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What's the beef with this story? Are you sure we're not milking it?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Sounds like a load of bull.

Sounds like a certain villager has a fetish...

And an interesting excuse.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Thats just stupid and wrong.

I agree.

That cow might have been a serious cock-tease but that is not worthy of a death sentence.

 

[Arachon]

What's the beef with this story? Are you sure we're not milking it?

Oh for crying out loud...

 

[Iron Mal]

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

That's what I find funny.

This raises an even bigger question, how does someone calling your name automatically mean 'let's do the horizontal tango right now'?

I must be careful to ensure even I don't say my name in fear of seducing myself in a way I cannot resist (it can be a serious problem).

 

[Roganzar]

... No, nothing. I've got nothing here.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I find this incredibly funny. Also sick. It's Dark Humor apparently. Maybe we could send that guy to "Dacow" (Insert Drum line)

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Woah... brings up the question of perhaps why more sheep aren't executed in Wales

Because we actually enjoy doing it. It's the norm.

[small]I'm joking.[/small]

 

[Valkyrie101]

*moves mouth wordlessly*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

And I sing to myself, what a wonderful world...

Oh, I do love laughing at odd things like this.
Still, I would've asked for $700, nice round number.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

W-T-FUCKING-F?

Like... Wow... So if you have the right spiritual beliefs, you can get away with that?!

THis just made me giggle my ass off