Cracked Aquarium Launches Sharks at Shoppers

[Guffe]

I just read through the whole shark chat...
I think I should start to get worried about the mental health of people on this site....

shark1

shark2

shark3

shark4

shark5

shark6

shark7

sjark8

shark9

shark10

shark11

shark12

shark13

Shark42

See what I mean?

 

[Kargathia]

well the dutchwebsite refrred to this dutch commercial made in 1999 (for the dutch yellow pages) very relevent >.<


When in doubt blame the cleaners >.>

Bloody shame it's lost on so many, as that's perfectly relevant xD

Now, let us share a moment of silence for these three perfect killing machines.

That "perfect" is a bit of overstatement if lack of water proves to be their downfall.

Why is it I get the feeling PETA is only going to care about the Sharks?

They're the only ones to die. In this case one might say they're justified.

 

[Terramax]

I do feel bad for the sharks, especially since the people just stood there and took pictures instead of picking them up and rushing them to the nearest fishtank.

Personally, I wouldn't feel safe going near a shark, regardless if it's suffocating or not.

 

[knight steel]

I just read through the whole shark chat...
I think I should start to get worried about the mental health of people on this site....

shark1

shark2

shark3

shark4

shark5

shark6

shark7

sjark8

shark9

shark10

shark11

shark12

shark13

Shark42

See what I mean?

I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy at all.....your the crazy one you with your red shirt avatar you
Shark 731: Dude he might have a point....
Shark 999: Yeah this is going to far man.
Shut up your just in my mind be quiet or I'll Drown you Drown you allllll HehehehehEHHehE O_O

 

[Biodeamon]

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Is it wrong that this is the first that came to mind?

 

[personion]

I first read "fifteen sharks injured; 3 humans dead", and I thought that the whole ordeal was pretty funny and stupid. Then I found out that people only got injured, and those poor sharks died. This turned something that was funny and stupid into an outright tragedy. Whoever thought of putting those animals in such a precarious position should go to jail for crimes against huge manatees.

 

[Biodeamon]

Anyone else read the title and think that Cracked.com opened an aquarium dedicated to launching sharks at people?

I would totally support this idea.

I secind this opinion. Somebody needs to start a kickstarter just to raise money for an aquairium that launches sharks at them.

 

[MetalGenocide]

Looks like those shoppers...

*puts on glasses*

...jumped the shark.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Aariana]

OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...

Umm because it's China? they're horrible to people there, too. ><

I feel really bad for those sharks I don't like them, personally, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to see them suffer in such a way.

EDIT: Sorry, I semi-hate when people do this, but my Captcha for this post was plain sailing...go to hell, captcha

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

China, apart from being goods pirating of the world, are also king of the cowboy builders.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Shark tank glass cracking?

That's not a construction fault. That's a feature.

 

[Racecarlock]

Why did I think of cracked the comedy website when I saw the title?

 

[The White Hunter]

OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...

Umm because it's China? they're horrible to people there, too. ><

I feel really bad for those sharks I don't like them, personally, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to see them suffer in such a way.

EDIT: Sorry, I semi-hate when people do this, but my Captcha for this post was plain sailing...go to hell, captcha

I know they're horrible to people in China too but I have a soft spot for sharks. I have absolutely no idea why, same with bears and mountain gorillas....

 

[Aariana]

OT: aww ): Those poor sharks. Why are they so horrid to sharks in China?...

Umm because it's China? they're horrible to people there, too. ><

I feel really bad for those sharks I don't like them, personally, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to see them suffer in such a way.

EDIT: Sorry, I semi-hate when people do this, but my Captcha for this post was plain sailing...go to hell, captcha

I know they're horrible to people in China too but I have a soft spot for sharks. I have absolutely no idea why, same with bears and mountain gorillas....

Well, I can certainly understand the affinity for bears. I mean, they're so soft and fluffy and squishy looking! They just need hugs!

 

[pspman45]

its odd
my first thought was "are the sharks okay?"
and they're not, which makes me sad
fuck the shoppers, these poor sharks have been kept in a tank, which is probably poked daily by obnoxious children.
kept in a shitty tank and now it broke and they died
poor sharks :/

 

[Dire Sloth]

My nightmares brought to life.

 

[popa_qwerty]

*Snip*

*Snip*

I know they're horrible to people in China too but I have a soft spot for sharks. I have absolutely no idea why, same with bears and mountain gorillas....

Well, I can certainly understand the affinity for bears. I mean, they're so soft and fluffy and squishy looking! They just need hugs!

Until they try to rip out your intestines and bathe in them that is.


BTW your avatar keeps reminding me i never beat that dang nagging game.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I keep misinterpreting the title, in my head it's 'An Aquarium owned by Cracked has launched a new product; sharks at shoppers'. Now I want to know what the hell Sharks At Shoppers is.

 

[Detroit]

Damn it people I thought we went through this. Sharks first, people.. might come later. What, this has nothing to do with the fact that I was raised by sharks. Who were killed by humans. Nothing at all...

 

[triggrhappy94]

Poor sharks. They were probably too freaked out to attack anyone.