Crafty Beluga Whale Bagged Speaking Like a Human

[orangeapples]

The beginining sound like "dododododo...." but I can't make out the last part of it. It kind of sound like British like for some reason to me.

Maybe it was actually "trolololo"

great, we think we found an animal trying to speak, but it is actually just trolling us >_>

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

If you make fun of someone's accent, you're a racist; but if a whale does it, biiig scientific whoopla

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

It sounds like one of the sound tube toys.

 

[LadyDeadly]

Why were the associated videos for the beluga talking so scary looking? This is a mammal talking , not Satan. Well last time i checked anyways.

 

[anian]

You just know that one creepy marine biologist is squirming because an animal might report a sexual harrasment.

In any case Douglas Adams was wrong, it's not the dolphins it's the Whales that'll be thanking for the fish, they might do it in our language.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

It sounds like NOC overheard someone humming a tune or singing and memorized it partially. The second half feels more like an attempt at mimicking speech, instead of song.

Captcha: You the man!
Well, thanks, but I still could be wrong.

 

[scarab7]

Well Beluga Whales have finally gained the ability to troll, our worst fears have come to pass. Guess there is not much left to do but nuke the ocean from orbit.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I just want to point out that the Beluga in the thumbnail for this article was blowing bubble rings.

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

Did anyone else find that mildly horrifying?

 

[NinjaSocks333]

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!

 

[Dimitriov]

Is it just me or did that whale sound like he was saying something to the effect of: "herpderp a herpa derpa doo... derp derp ah-dedoo."

Seriously, he was totally mocking us!

 

[kannibus]

Still a better singer than Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black if I do say so myself. So this is good sign that better times are ahead.

Nice!

As to the whale...

"Squeak, squeak, SQUAWK!"

*Translation: I bow down to your greatest O Future merciless Lords!

 

[Biodeamon]

CLEVER GIRL

 

[Piorn]

That's what I expect the First Contact to sound like.
It'd be really interesting to experience human kind from an "outsider's" view, and this is propably the closest we'll get in the near future.

 

[1337mokro]

If that's what we sound like to another species of this planet.

Can you imagine what all those radio waves and broadcasts we beam into space must sound like? It'd be pure ear sodomy.

 

[AlexWinter]

Speak English man...uh...Whale....we can hardly understand you.

Actually I think he might be Welsh.

 

[Ghonzor]

Was it singing a Nickelback song?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

And it said what exactly?

It's probably for the best that we don't know, since it was obviously something so mean that it would make the entire human race start cutting themselves while listening to Linkin Park.

Mean, mean Beluga whale.

"So yeah, man, us whales, we swim along like this: Doo de doo, hello ocean, man it is a beautiful day here under the sea. But those humans! They just splash around like this: Ahhh, help, I have no fins and can only hold my breath for two minutes! Glub glub."

I have to stop there because the rest really gets into family-unfriendly territory.