Crappiest Superhero

[slightly evil]

So, I want to parody a superhero movie, so, crap super heroes, senarios and sidekicks/villains.
One of my ideas is the BiggerMan,
when trouble finds him he has the power to walk away
Your ideas:

 

[RowdyRodimus]

Aquaman in a fight to the death against the evil menance of the Charlie the Tuna Gang. In Space.

 

[Julianking93]

Antman.

All he can do is grow bigger and smaller.

Can only take you so far.

Unfortunately, they're making a movie of it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478970/

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Seizure-man.

He's just shit.

 

[traineesword]

do you mean real super heroes? because by far aqua man is the worst... or well, according to what little knowledge i have of him (coming from Family guy) he is the worst in most situations.

if we get to make up super-heroes, mine would be "super-powered-but-turns-into-a-piece-of-paper-at-the-worst-moments-man"... long winded in know, but i'd love to watch him just as there is only one person left to rescue from the burning building be funnier if he could still talk as a sheet of paper

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Flatman...He is flat.

http://marvel.com/universe/Flatman

 

[Drakmeire]

Wonder Comet, with the power to fly and use laser beam eyes whenever Haley's comet is in orbit of the earth... every 75 years.

 

[Beacon]

I think the default answer to this question is Aquaman...And I'd follow him very closely with Flash

 

[rescuer86]

Stroke Man! He shakes and sh*ts his pants. Everyone would steer clear of him. No one likes poo on them.

Edit: I think I may have taken the title of the thread too far.

 

[Xeros]

Styroman! He has the power of styrokenesis, and can manipulate styrofoam at will.

 

[Thaius]

Take your pick.

EDIT: Yeah, I know the audio's horribly off: it's the only video of this scene I could find in English.

 

[Marter]

Aquaman is by far the worst I can think of.

 

[Marowit]

I was never a fan of Captain America...

Always seemed like his only power was having a kickass shield.../shrug dunno seems kinda lame

 

[Liberaliter]

The worst superhero I can think of is the one with the power to detect people with the same power.

Wait.

 

[mrdude2010]

as far as real superheroes go definitely aquaman as far as cyanide and happiness superheroes go id have to say enlarged prostate man

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Razorback, a mutant from the Marvel universe. His power? He can operate any vehicle using tecnology. And people say Forge's mutant power is lame. Razorback also has an extremely annoying dialect and calls whatever he's currently driving the...*sigh* "Big Pig".

 

[Joe Matsuda]

aqua man

Aquaman is by far the worst I can think of.

as far as real superheroes go definitely aquaman

70% of the Earth is water

take that, "land based" superheroes!

OT: Meltman...with the power to MELT!

 

[CK76]

OT: Meltman...with the power to MELT!

The Flesh was a close second, Super Naked!

 

[shadyh8er]

Apache Chief. All he does is grow. Woop-eeee.

 

[traineesword]

aqua man

Aquaman is by far the worst I can think of.

as far as real superheroes go definitely aquaman

70% of the Earth is water

take that, "land based" superheroes!

OT: Meltman...with the power to MELT!

had a feeling someone would make this point. 90% of crime that superheroes are expected to deal with occur on Land!

love the meltman idea though XD can he reform? no, that would make him quite cool actually, stuff that idea