Crash Course Graffiti: It's Funny 'Cause It's True

[crimsonshrouds]

I think Valve just got every person working for them to write things down anonymously.

 

[Caliostro]

"Cool story, bro" is the best... You just KNOW someone will do that if an apocalypse of any kinda happens...

 

[DaxStrife]

I hate poetry.

...Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[ae86gamer]

That's hilarious. Its good to know that even in times of horrible tragedies people don't lost their sense of humor. XD

Edit: The best one on the wall is "Allison, reading your poem ruined heaven. Thanks a lot, Johnathon's Ghost."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

I'm assuming you don't mean the Evanescence song.

No, the Harry Potter fanfic of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/].

[small]Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this will permanently damage your faith in humanity. You have been warned.[/small]

 

[Feralbreed]

With much luck I might be able to actually read this thing myself with the inaccurate textures in the xbox-version, haha!

Still, I can't wait to get crash course! Could it be downloadable on XBL already?

Nothing is more frightening than the sight of Scottish five years old spending a full 10 minutes observing the walls in EVERY safe room.

The frightening thing is they continue to do this when it's an eight month old game.

Whoa! Scottish? What? Funny! Really?..Well most of the people on XBL are aged ten, or less...

Also, I know you. Well, I've seen you on xbox live sometime. It's a small world out there, nothing like the TF community on the PC...

 

[Ryuk2]

Who would waste their time writing something like that on walls when they are 100 % sure they will die? Well, maybe it's funny. I haven't read it to judge.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

With much luck I might be able to actually read this thing myself with the inaccurate textures in the xbox-version, haha!

Still, I can't wait to get crash course! Could it be downloadable on XBL already?

Nothing is more frightening than the sight of Scottish five years old spending a full 10 minutes observing the walls in EVERY safe room.

The frightening thing is they continue to do this when it's an eight month old game.

Whoa! Scottish? What? Funny! Really?..Well most of the people on XBL are aged ten, or less...

Also, I know you. Well, I've seen you on xbox live sometime. It's a small world out there, nothing like the TF community on the PC...

Really? That's awesome... I love the close-knit nature of the TF360's community, although I'm not playing it right now as my Gold account ran out.

I would also be playing the PC version if this SONOFABITCH 5200 WORKED

But srs, 360 version ftw

 

[andrat]

Rofl, I like it. That was pretty great

 

[Legion]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

I'm assuming you don't mean the Evanescence song.

No, the Harry Potter fanfic of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/].

[small]Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this will permanently damage your faith in humanity. You have been warned.[/small]

I lost faith as soon as I saw the Goth girl had the name 'Raven'...

Fuck it, I can't even read beyond the first paragraph. It puts me in an Elitist rage for mentioning My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson and Good Charlotte.

 

[Britisheagle]

Haha its the best! I read all these the second I got the DLC. One of the many things I was looking forward to about it. Go Valve for realising some of us are heartless

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Fuck it, I can't even read beyond the first paragraph. It puts me in an Elitist rage for mentioning My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson and Good Charlotte.

In chapter 16 (yes) it stops being proofread as well. There's also a video of someone reading it; and the similarities to "The Sparkly Book That Shall Not Be Named" are quite interesting.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

That is hilarious, just great.

Small things make games better.

 

[Snotnarok]

I think the better line was the obvious "from a forum" one "Cool story bro"

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

that is mighty fucking hilarious!

"Alison, reading your poem ruined heaven. Thanks alot - Jonathan's Ghost"
BRUTAL

Thats wrong on sooooo many levels. But i still laugh at it.

 

[Lukeje]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

That actually hurt to read... I didn't even finish the first chapter. Why did you have to pique my curiosity like that?

 

[Fniff]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

I'm assuming you don't mean the Evanescence song.

No, the Harry Potter fanfic of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/].

[small]Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this will permanently damage your faith in humanity. You have been warned.[/small]

How the hell can a story be so bad, that some survival mechanism in my brain seems to grab me away from the tab and close it after reading a few words? I can't think of any thing that could cause that! Is it possible that evolution was prepared for this,so it installed a mechanism to avoid reading it?

If that is the case,evolution is smart.

 

[damselgaming]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

I'm assuming you don't mean the Evanescence song.

No, the Harry Potter fanfic of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/].

[small]Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this will permanently damage your faith in humanity. You have been warned.[/small]

How the hell can a story be so bad, that some survival mechanism in my brain seems to grab me away from the tab and close it after reading a few words? I can't think of any thing that could do that! Is it possible that evolution was prepared for this,so it installed a mechanism to avoid reading it?

If that is the case,evolution is smart.

I survived to Chapter 3, in which it said:
"I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC."

Then I died a little inside.