Crash Course Graffiti: It's Funny 'Cause It's True

[Fniff]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

I'm assuming you don't mean the Evanescence song.

No, the Harry Potter fanfic of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/].

[small]Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this will permanently damage your faith in humanity. You have been warned.[/small]

How the hell can a story be so bad, that some survival mechanism in my brain seems to grab me away from the tab and close it after reading a few words? I can't think of any thing that could do that! Is it possible that evolution was prepared for this,so it installed a mechanism to avoid reading it?

If that is the case,evolution is smart.

I survived to Chapter 3, in which it said:
"I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC."

Then I died a little inside.

Why does everyone seem to be picking on vampires? They are awesome creatures who are the coolest psychos in the universe! Now they are emo! EMO!

Why? WHY LORD WHY?!?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I've just read that and it reminds me a lot of "My Immortal"

(If you have any taste, don't go looking for it.)

That actually hurt to read... I didn't even finish the first chapter. Why did you have to pique my curiosity like that?

To let you know that Trolls, Bush or Religion is not the most evil thing in the world.

Growing up FAR outweighs any of them.

 

[Davey Woo]

You should hit a zombie with your THESAURUS!
Lol, can't wait to get this DLC, I heard its now 800MSP instead of the original 570? Grrr.

 

[Chaossebba]

i lost so hard when i read that ingame, the other guys went up ahead when i was still laughing.

 

[Orannis0]

"cool story bro!"

SOMEONE on the development team was a /b/-tard. XD

(inb4 rules 1 and 2)

 

[Motiv_]

You should hit a zombie with your THESAURUS!
Lol, can't wait to get this DLC, I heard its now 800MSP instead of the original 570? Grrr.

Naw, that was a "Glitch", Microsoft's fault. It should be back down to 560 in no time, but you KNOW MS did that on purpose just to see how many dumbasses would pay 800 by accident.

On topic, this stuff is everywhere in Left 4 Dead. I love it, and if they remove it in Left 4 Dead 2, I'm gonna rage.

 

[Sinister Minister]

With much luck I might be able to actually read this thing myself with the inaccurate textures in the xbox-version, haha!

Innacurate textures? I'm not sure if you're just joking or not, but they're just fine.

 

[Andronicus]

Fuck it, I can't even read beyond the first paragraph. It puts me in an Elitist rage for mentioning My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson and Good Charlotte.

In chapter 16 (yes) it stops being proofread as well. There's also a video of someone reading it; and the similarities to "The Sparkly Book That Shall Not Be Named" are quite interesting.

Oww, my eyes hurt after trying to decipher it, and that's just the proofread part. I can't believe people would read this, and write good reviews (the author suggested that they would only keep writing it if they got five good reviews; the fact that they got any at all is disturbing to say the least).
The person who was trying to proofread this has my sympathy.

OT: Shame there's only one safe house in the whole course. I loved the "no zombies" added to the note on the graffiti.

 

[RelexCryo]

that is mighty fucking hilarious!

"Alison, reading your poem ruined heaven. Thanks alot - Jonathan's Ghost"
BRUTAL

Agreed. This is awesome.