Craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?
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Pretty tame actually. Politics had a trip London, which required an overnight stay.
I'd never drunk vodka before, and I'd never been drunk before.
So when my closest friend in the set, and the two girls we're friends with decide to get vodka, pepsi and hang in my room chatting, I got absolutely plastered on vodka (no, we weren't hanging in my room like that, just chatting and listening to them *****). Downed damn near 3/4s a pint of vodka all in one go (heedless of their warnings of "you know that's the strongest stuff right?"), and about 7 minutes later found myself slowly sliding off my bed onto the floor.
They left, and I babbled drunkenly to my mate for most of the night, saying some stuff I wished I hadn't. Decided to sleep in the shower, as it was cooler than the room.
In the morning, the girls new why I was so hungover. I had to lie to the rest of the class and my teachers saying I had a migrane and ate something bad the night before...
I'd never drunk vodka before, and I'd never been drunk before.
So when my closest friend in the set, and the two girls we're friends with decide to get vodka, pepsi and hang in my room chatting, I got absolutely plastered on vodka (no, we weren't hanging in my room like that, just chatting and listening to them *****). Downed damn near 3/4s a pint of vodka all in one go (heedless of their warnings of "you know that's the strongest stuff right?"), and about 7 minutes later found myself slowly sliding off my bed onto the floor.
They left, and I babbled drunkenly to my mate for most of the night, saying some stuff I wished I hadn't. Decided to sleep in the shower, as it was cooler than the room.
In the morning, the girls new why I was so hungover. I had to lie to the rest of the class and my teachers saying I had a migrane and ate something bad the night before...
I have a hotel horror story a friend of my brothers told me once;
During a drinking binge they were having, they decided to throw all their garbage into the bath tub. At some point they thought it would be a really good idea to shit and piss in the tub too, except the garbage or shit clogged up the drain. Then as they left, they filled the tub with water to smell like less shit and piss to the rim.
The hotel said they wanted to replace the tub for the damage versus just cleaning it really good. Charged them $2000 (figure it spilled too, lol)
Probably puked in there too.
During a drinking binge they were having, they decided to throw all their garbage into the bath tub. At some point they thought it would be a really good idea to shit and piss in the tub too, except the garbage or shit clogged up the drain. Then as they left, they filled the tub with water to smell like less shit and piss to the rim.
The hotel said they wanted to replace the tub for the damage versus just cleaning it really good. Charged them $2000 (figure it spilled too, lol)
Probably puked in there too.
But I thought it was a lie?Ti said:
Anyway, you know those little packets if sugar you get for making tea in hotel rooms? Well, I ate more than a dozen of them. My stomach didn't like me that night.
Well aside from the "usual" stuff that happens in hotel rooms, nothing too crazy.
One time I was staying in a place without a fridge for a few days, bought some chicken that was going off at the beginning of the week, kept it in a drawer and as I left I stuck it behind a radiator. Well this along with emptying as much free sugar/sweetners/random stuff into the kettle and having it set to boil.
Only other one I can think of is with a few mates, I kind of accidentally smashed a glass and cut myself on the day we were leaving so we basically trashed the room, set two candles either side with a bible in the middle with a knife through it and made it look like some satanic orgy had taken place...and left a Power Rangers tape on in the TV
One time I was staying in a place without a fridge for a few days, bought some chicken that was going off at the beginning of the week, kept it in a drawer and as I left I stuck it behind a radiator. Well this along with emptying as much free sugar/sweetners/random stuff into the kettle and having it set to boil.
Only other one I can think of is with a few mates, I kind of accidentally smashed a glass and cut myself on the day we were leaving so we basically trashed the room, set two candles either side with a bible in the middle with a knife through it and made it look like some satanic orgy had taken place...and left a Power Rangers tape on in the TV
This counts foreplay etc etcCavan said:I'm sorry but all that keeps going through my head is that it was just such a massive turn off it took that long to finishSweetNess_666 said:Been dressed from head to toe as a full blown goth chick and had sex for best part of 4hrs with another chick with a dick, beat that fellow escapists
I'm all for going slow during the act and making it last as long as feels right..but really, 4 hours strikes me as silly, just drawing it out for the sake of having a number to tell your friends.
Weeell I'm in a hotel room right now and my plans are to drink some tea (Side effect of Britishness) and write still alive lyrics every where i can find
Nothing too insane. I stole a nice feather pillow from Disney World (I still have it). I slept on the floor in a corner becasue there were about 6 people in a room with 1 bed. Oh, I walked through the hotel without shoes on, too, looking for a bathroom (mine was occupied).
Well, when my parents and sister were sleeping....
I got out a box of tissues, and turned the TV to a movie with lots of burly men being "active"....
There was at least one woman involved, too...
Lots of "bangs", as you might say.
Can anyone guess what I did?
I got out a box of tissues, and turned the TV to a movie with lots of burly men being "active"....
There was at least one woman involved, too...
Lots of "bangs", as you might say.
Can anyone guess what I did?
I was sick so I blew my nose while watching Predator
Probably went to sleep; don't often use hotels and never really do anything crazy, perhaps jumped on a bed when I was younger.
You're a wild one. Think you should be behind bars for thatBrutal Peanut said:
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I watched a porno with my best friend. Pretty funny now that I think about it.
Loooooooooool.AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
Crime against nature