Crazy Dreams

[theonlywildman]

Just last week i had two crazy dreams. I dont know what to think of them

Dream #1-I'm at a public pool. and the Military is there and it is surrounded by a huge barbed wire fence. i can get in alright but my uncle and his friend cant and i have to get them in. so im simming around and theres a boat ramp attatched to it. so i swim around there andthen a guard snipes a fish about 2 feet away from my head. Now that some how allows my uncle and friend in. then im on a roller coaster pushing down seats with a broom handle. then the chick next to me starts doing the nasty with me. after that i go down a huge water slide. Then i go up to my hotel room my uncle-who now looks like Hulk Hogan-walks out then some random chick runs at him and kicks him in the nuts. He gets back up, has a WWE championship belt, then says,"Now that's two things covering my ass." Then i go to the showers and the walls are see-through and some kid runs in, says," Oh god dammit you guys!" then runs back out. then my clothes are back on two kids are playin Halo ODST in the showers and the hick i like just appears and stands next to me.

Dream #2-its shorter trust me- i get invited to a party at Slipknot's house. i go there and its a trailer. some dude is at the door passing out cards for stuff. i walk in and the chick i like is there too. Shes says," who wants a BJ next?" I raise my hand and it happens then i wake up.

Yeah they were messed up. what do you think these mean if anything?

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

Even for crazy dreams, they're rather spontaneous in-between.
I'll try to interpret them for the fun of it, but don't take my word for this:
The first part of the first dream is your fear of Government(school, police, military) interfering with your normal routine, like going to the mall, or for a swim, etc. Your family and relatives will have trouble with this, but you'll be worried, and not even notice any problems. The Government will fuck up at one point(shooting the fish), and will make life easier for you and your family. (You'll get good grades from some paperwork mistake, and you'll benefit greatly from this/etc)
The second part is about you becoming good at something most people have trouble with, or is odd. (job, local arcade game, etc), but your interest in porn or girls will hinder your progress.
Third part is about your uncle/relative doing something cool(anything from saving a cat from a tree, to stopping a fire before it got out of control), but everyone will forget about it, but you and him will remember it, and will affect his life/attitude in a positive way.
When you go to the showers, its about you interacting with an unlikely new group of some sort You won't like them at first, but they'll soon become good friends. They will either be annoying most of the time, or be skilled in a paticualar way. Maybe even both. Your interest in porn and/or girls will fit right into this new situation for some reason.

The second dream isn't really crazy or messed up. Its a perfectly normal dream, don't worry about it.

 

[theonlywildman]

The second dream isn't really crazy or messed up. Its a perfectly normal dream, don't worry about it.

Yeah the 2nd one wasnt that bad it was just weird that the band slipknot had a party and i was invited to it and people from my school were there

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

The second dream isn't really crazy or messed up. Its a perfectly normal dream, don't worry about it.

Yeah the 2nd one wasnt that bad it was just weird that the band slipknot had a party and i was invited to it and people from my school were there

I can see that being weird for you personally. But that doesn't reach the heights of craziness that your other dreams seem to exhibited.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I had a dream that the Transformers from the movie were battling the original Transformers. The originals were losing due to them just being out of date. None of their weapons were working right.

 

[MrNades]

My Girlfriend has had way weirder, but here's one of mine. Basically my friend Fat Ass
released the ancient Mummy lord from my house who is only 2 feet tall. We got some swords and chopped him in half but he can instantly regenerate. So we set him on fire, but he absorbed it and was a fire Mummy. So we poured water on it, but then it became a water Mummy, so we thought we would mix concrete with it to freeze it in place, but it became a concrete Mummy and could move. It walked over my gravel driveway and absorbed all the gravel and grew 9 feet tall. And that's only one half.

I know you just wanted opinions but I just felt like it. But your first one was pretty weird.

 

[Arcticflame]

Didn't happen to me personally, but somebody I know had a dream of lots of Pholcidae (Daddy long-legs) Spiders in a maze she was in. Suddenly the spiders turned into redback spiders (GIANT ones) and attacked her. She woke up, and there was a Pholcidae spider on her pillow.

Freaky stuff.

 

[PirateKing]

I wish I could remember...it happened this morning. I had a dream and woke up. It was fresh but I can't remember anymore. I think I learned something from the dream that I didn't previously know. Weird.

 

[SoranMBane]

This is a dream I had a long time ago, but it sticks out in my memory for some reason:

There was a giant Godzilla-like turtle monster attacking a generic town. I'm there with a pack of talking dogs(I remember that one was a border collie). Then I turn into a dog, and we go to fight the turtle, and presumably that's where it ended, 'cause I don't remember any more than that.

There was also a more recent dream where I was a Spanish looking guy with a pony tail, having sex with some girl in the middle of a prairie or something. Obviously, I don't tell to many people about that one. The fact that I looked Spanish is hardest thing for me to figure out about that dream, because I have no emotional connection to Spain that I'm aware of :/

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I had a crazy dream last night, so... I cast Necro!

Maybe by "crazy" I mean "lame," but I had to suffer through it, so I figure I should share. In said dream, I was playing Left 4 Dead, but in real life. A bunch of us were dressed in all black, with black gloves and hats. Although we were all dressed the same, some were surivors, and others were infected. To score points, we had to dismember each other(that must have been a Dead Space influence). To "dismember" someone, you ran by and ripped off one of their gloves. You could also decapitate somebody by ripping off their hat. At one point, someone became a tank. His glove was really hard to get off. Thankfully, I woke up before someone got hurt.

EDIT- the dream was set in a village from Tenchu Z. Don't ask why. I understand that it was my own pathetic little brain that came up with this, but just don't ask.

 

[kickin wiing]

I had a crazy dream last night, so... I cast Necro!

Maybe by "crazy" I mean "lame," but I had to suffer through it, so I figure I should share. In said dream, I was playing Left 4 Dead, but in real life. A bunch of us were dressed in all black, with black gloves and hats. Although we were all dressed the same, some were surivors, and others were infected. To score points, we had to dismember each other(that must have been a Dead Space influence). To "dismember" someone, you ran by and ripped off one of their gloves. You could also decapitate somebody by ripping off their hat. At one point, someone became a tank. His glove was really hard to get off. Thankfully, I woke up before someone got hurt.

You know, that could actually be a cool game to play in real life.

 

[flare09]

I dreamed I had sex with one of my friends who is a girl. It was really weird because I don't really think about sex with my girl friends.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I had a weird dream a couple nights ago - it was like I was playing a video game. It was a 2D sidescroller where you play as Vault Boy from Fallout. He had a big sack on his back that he used to gather up random collectibles throughout the levels, which were weird, sprawling landscapes like in a Dr. Seuss book. And he also had to rescue these dogs that were weird colors like blue and green and purple.

If somebody created such a game, it would be the greatest game ever.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I once dreamt I was captain Kirk and all the girls in my school were every other character... I was nine, which is what was odd.

I vaguely remember being ill and the girls being sympathetic... Good Lord.

 

[Major_Sam]

Last night I had a dream that contained these things -
- Michael Shanks
- Our local RSPCA.
- A Trampoline.
- A beach.
- And some random chick that I think I was jealous of for some reason.

What happened? I have no idea.

 

[Hoxton]

For the past 3 years i see crazy nightmares every night.
You don't wanna know

 

[Krakyn]

Dream #2-its shorter trust me- i get invited to a party at Slipknot's house. i go there and its a trailer. some dude is at the door passing out cards for stuff. i walk in and the chick i like is there too. Shes says," who wants a BJ next?" I raise my hand and it happens then i wake up.

I had a really, really weird dream when I was high on allergy medicine that's band related. I was at my 1st elementary school's gym, and blink 182 played a tiny concert with just a few people. We rocked out, then we went backstage and played We Love Katamari! I beat Tom mercilessly.

The weird thing about this dream is that I don't really like blink 182 that much and there was no reason for me to think about them (I don't even have any of their songs on my MP3 player), I haven't thought about my first elementary school in at least a decade, and I've never even played or seen anything about any Katamari games. I have no clue what they're about. It was crazy.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I had a dream that I was flying on a gnome while several tv's played 80's music videos and reruns of CSI.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I once dreamed my school was under attack by the xenomorphs from the Alien movies, but everyone kept calling them Predators. Then the teachers entered a deal with them- they give up the kids as a food supply for the xenomorphs, and they give the teachers Earth cash. Then the floor of the school started tilting down to dump us into a cage, but we all esaped by flying(read: swimming through the air) out under the walls. After we escaped from that same trap six times in the same way, the teachers finally just lead them into the building. We then played mortal combat until the xenomorphs lost, and then a reporter interviewed me. I had just enough time to say that my science teacher was going to use the money to fuel his alchoholism before a bus driver kidnapped me and drove me to New York at the speed of light. Then I woke up and wondered just what the hell I was smoking the night before, which is the same question my friends asked when I told them about this.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I dreamed that my little brother gained the ability to turn people into his mindslaves, and that he wanted to kill me (that last bit is not a very far stretch of the imagination). He had trapped me when I woke up.

Now for a kind of fucked up one: me and a bunch of completely random people were being chased be some purple guy who looked like Ivan Ooze from that bad Power Rangers Movie. Anyway, he caught us, and started killing us one by one. The one that sticks out in my mind is that he shrunk someone, shoved them up his nose, and sneezed them out so hard that they exploded... No more soda before bed.