Crazy first lines?

[Panzer_God]

I was playing Saint's Row 2 with a friend of mine and when he got in a car the first line of the song we heard was a guy singing "I got tampons, yeah". We paused the game, looked at each other and burst out laughing. Has there been a time where the first line you heard in a song made you take a WTF moment?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

 

[Deathsong17]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

As is the first line of Master Exploder by Tenacious D. The next three being: "I do not need, a microphone, my voice is fuckin (echo)... POWERFUL!!!" I love Tenacious D if ya can't tell.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

As is the first line of Master Exploder by Tenacious D. The next three being: "I do not need, a microphone, my voice is fuckin (echo)... POWERFUL!!!" I love Tenacious D if ya can't tell.

Yeah, but in the Sasquatch song it's like a mad sort of ARGH noise, like a monster.

 

[RanD00M]

Cigarette Pack with Bad Acid Trip
We are your sex toys.
Rather much of a wtf song.

 

[Jark212]

Aqualung.

I remember listening to the lyrics for the first time, and I'm like WTF.

 

[egwidalin]

i dont know the name of the song, but its a song by Pantera that starts out with "I F***ed your girlfriend last night" lol, so random

 

[HardRockSamurai]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

This. It was fucking hilarious!

 

[Davey106]

can't remember the name of the song
but it is by the band A
the first line is 'i have fallen down a manhole'
i laughed for about a week

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

I love that song! It always makes me happy.

We're fwyin'!

Another one from Tenacious D: You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. (I did skip a sort of talking intro there)

 

[Panzer_God]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.

 

[Deathsong17]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.

Bloodhound Gang?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Cigaro - System of a Down.

My C*ck is much bigger than yours!
My c*ck can walk right through the door!
When the feeling's so pure!

Do I win now?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Smack My ***** Up. Thank you Prodigy for the one of your songs I have ever listened too.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.

Bloodhound Gang?

Blink 182!
Hang your head, sir.

 

[Aunel]

your daddy works in porno, now that mom is not around
My Michelle-GNR

Why do they always send the poor!
BYOB-System of a down

 

[Ossum]

Not the first line, actually the last ones:

Message from the Queen, by Wax Mannequin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKY4STBApc

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

That Sasquatch song by Tenacious D. The first line is quite literally: 'AAARRRRGH'

I love that song! It always makes me happy.

We're fwyin'!

Another one from Tenacious D: You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. (I did skip a sort of talking intro there)

OOH remembered another one, also Tenacious D. The song 'Kielbasa', starting with Jack saying 'Dude we got our fuckin rights on the name'. So funny ^^