Crazy post/conspiracy theories

[cheywoodward]

I found this post on IGN by the member spreadthetruth:

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I know its a spammer because they have no personal data and state the same message on different articles but I just thought it was stranger than most. What does everyone else think about the post itself and the conspiracy theories within?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Someone needs Ritalin. Lots of it.

 

[cheywoodward]

Someone needs Ritalin. Lots of it.

Enough to kill a small child most likely.

 

[The Austin]

Well, I believe in the JFK theory, but thats it.... So...

He sounds like he escaped the loony bin.

 

[Sassafrass]

...
I'm suddenly hungry.
More then likely an ad-bot of some strange description.

 

[dududf]

Erm.

That's some wild stuff he had right there.

He's the kind that Foxnews ask to represent the gamer populace so they can fortify their image.


Just you wait...

 

[cheywoodward]

Erm.

That's some wild stuff he had right there.

He's the kind that Foxnews ask to represent the gamer populace so they can fortify their image.


Just you wait...

He's the kind of person fox news asks to play the "expert" on anything they don't like.

 

[RatRace123]

I found this post on IGN by the member spreadthetruth:
blah blah blah

Holy crap, I just saw that guy's post in the Dragon Age board. And I, think that most conspiracy theories are crap. Not all, but most.

Also, this guy should probably be put back on his meds.

 

[darkless]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

 

[wizzerd229]

just ignore the trolls, it makes your internet time much better and more stress free

 

[cheywoodward]

just ignore the trolls, it makes your internet time much better and more stress free

I generally do but this one was just too weird and funny to ignore.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

The Death Star Destruction was an inside job! The empire wanted to invade Hoth for it's oil, and wanted to prevent free practise of religion among the Jedi.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

 

[cheywoodward]

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

That sounds as though it's from Penny Arcade. If it isn't it definitely should be as it's quite funny.

 

[Magnalian]

Someone needs Ritalin. Lots of it.

Enough to kill a small child most likely.

Enough to kill an Indian elephant, more like. You can never be too sure.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

That sounds as though it's from Penny Arcade. If it isn't it definitely should be as it's quite funny.

Nope, its by The Question from Justice League Unlimited.

"There WAS a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics centuries ago to prevent us from learning the truth...

 

[Hiphophippo]

I'm not sure it gets any better than the Draconians. Lizard people. Really?

 

[wizzerd229]

just ignore the trolls, it makes your internet time much better and more stress free

I generally do but this one was just too weird and funny to ignore.

quite fair nuff

 

[orangeapples]

CAPS LOCK MEANS I'M SERIOUS!

beware the crab people.

crab people. crab people. look like crab. talk like people. crab people.

 

[Pilot Bush]

anyone remember that old movie, They Live, We Sleep?