Crazy post/conspiracy theories

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Blackwater is a mercenary company run by a Christian fanatic who got contracts in Iraq under Bush II. They got in trouble for rape, killing civilians, and generally being douchebags. They eventually got kicked out and they changed their name to Xe.

They were used in New Orleans in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Some crazy morons thought that Bush II would pull a coup during 2008 and that Blackwater would be used as his own mercenary army against the civilian populace and other uprisings.

 

[Vacancie]

you kick the door and get a...

I don't believe in any of those conspiracy theories and I don't see why so many people believe in them so much.

 

[darkless]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Blackwater is a mercenary company run by a Christian fanatic who got contracts in Iraq under Bush II. They got in trouble for rape, killing civilians, and generally being douchebags. They eventually got kicked out and they changed their name to Xe.

They were used in New Orleans in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Some crazy morons thought that Bush II would pull a coup during 2008 and that Blackwater would be used as his own mercenary army against the civilian populace and other uprisings.

I know what black water is I know a guy who tried to sign up, but it's not really a conspiracy since what they do is very public.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Blackwater is a mercenary company run by a Christian fanatic who got contracts in Iraq under Bush II. They got in trouble for rape, killing civilians, and generally being douchebags. They eventually got kicked out and they changed their name to Xe.

They were used in New Orleans in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Some crazy morons thought that Bush II would pull a coup during 2008 and that Blackwater would be used as his own mercenary army against the civilian populace and other uprisings.

I know what black water is I know a guy who tried to sign up, but it's not really a conspiracy since what they do is very public.

My last paragraph was the conspiracy part. According to the conspiracy, Bush II was going to have a terrorist attack during 2008, declare martial law and become dictator. Blackwater would then round us up in FEMA camps and be used as paramilitary police by the government.

It's not what we know they've done, it's what the conspiracy theorists assumed they would do.

 

[imp_spittle]

Heard about most of that stuff from some of my stranger friends and from random strangers. I swear, conspiracy theorists must like my body spray or something, because they can always pick me out of a group. You'd be amazed at how many otherwise sane people go in for this stuff. Of course, they tend to insist on speaking about it as if they have uncovered some great and terrible knowledge, and only they recognize it as truth.

This fellow that posted that list needs to fix his capslock; it hurts his credibility to come off like he's shouting at everyone (not that his credibility had much to stand on in the first place). The only thing on his list I'd worry about immediately is fluoridation of water supplies.

 

[darkless]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Blackwater is a mercenary company run by a Christian fanatic who got contracts in Iraq under Bush II. They got in trouble for rape, killing civilians, and generally being douchebags. They eventually got kicked out and they changed their name to Xe.

They were used in New Orleans in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Some crazy morons thought that Bush II would pull a coup during 2008 and that Blackwater would be used as his own mercenary army against the civilian populace and other uprisings.

I know what black water is I know a guy who tried to sign up, but it's not really a conspiracy since what they do is very public.

My last paragraph was the conspiracy part. According to the conspiracy, Bush II was going to have a terrorist attack during 2008, declare martial law and become dictator. Blackwater would then round us up in FEMA camps and be used as paramilitary police by the government.

It's not what we know they've done, it's what the conspiracy theorists assumed they would do.

Fair enough, I have no idea how I missed your second paragraph sorry about that.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Wait what has black water got to do with anything?

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Blackwater is a mercenary company run by a Christian fanatic who got contracts in Iraq under Bush II. They got in trouble for rape, killing civilians, and generally being douchebags. They eventually got kicked out and they changed their name to Xe.

They were used in New Orleans in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Some crazy morons thought that Bush II would pull a coup during 2008 and that Blackwater would be used as his own mercenary army against the civilian populace and other uprisings.

I know what black water is I know a guy who tried to sign up, but it's not really a conspiracy since what they do is very public.

My last paragraph was the conspiracy part. According to the conspiracy, Bush II was going to have a terrorist attack during 2008, declare martial law and become dictator. Blackwater would then round us up in FEMA camps and be used as paramilitary police by the government.

It's not what we know they've done, it's what the conspiracy theorists assumed they would do.

Fair enough, I have no idea how I missed your second paragraph sorry about that.

s'all cool.

 

[Beartrucci]

Someone needs Ritalin. Lots of it.

Enough to kill a small child most likely.

Enough to kill an Indian elephant, more like. You can never be too sure.

Still not enough I reckon.

 

[Danpascooch]

Someone needs Ritalin. Lots of it.

That is MY fucking Ritalin.

MINE!!!

 

[Omikron009]

I think i saw the exact same comment, or a very similar one, on youtube. Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

 

[Lonan]

He forgot global warming.

 

[Leodiensian]

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Ah hahah. Haha. Ha. Ha. No.

No, that's merely scratching the surface of the crazy.

How about people who don't even think the world is ROUND? Yeah, there's a conspiracy theory that the world is actually flat and 'Big Science' is lying to us to.. hell, I don't even know why people would want to conceal the shape of the planet.

Also: Time Cube.

 

[darkless]

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Ah hahah. Haha. Ha. Ha. No.

No, that's merely scratching the surface of the crazy.

How about people who don't even think the world is ROUND? Yeah, there's a conspiracy theory that the world is actually flat and 'Big Science' is lying to us to.. hell, I don't even know why people would want to conceal the shape of the planet.

Also: Time Cube.

yeah I know there are also people who believe the world is hollow.

 

[cheywoodward]

Craziest ones are the ones who think we didn't land on the moon.

Ah hahah. Haha. Ha. Ha. No.

No, that's merely scratching the surface of the crazy.

How about people who don't even think the world is ROUND? Yeah, there's a conspiracy theory that the world is actually flat and 'Big Science' is lying to us to.. hell, I don't even know why people would want to conceal the shape of the planet.

Also: Time Cube.

yeah I know there are also people who believe the world is hollow.

The locust are all coming to get us. Ahhhh

 

[XJ-0461]

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

That sounds as though it's from Penny Arcade. If it isn't it definitely should be as it's quite funny.

Nope, its by The Question from Justice League Unlimited.

"There WAS a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics centuries ago to prevent us from learning the truth...

"A-ha! As I suspected... thirty-two flavors."

On topic: The whole "we didn't land on the moon" thing is pretty crazy.