Is the pirate ninja beer I had the other day (was called Yo Ho and had a ninja on the front!) the best drink ever created by man?
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Oh, my GAWD I hate to admit it...but I've actually had that thought before!LewsTherin said:
Well, all the probing makes me think that maybe there's been some kind of easily transmissable form of anal cancer discovered...L.B. Jeffries said:
If you go to Issendai's rant list, she'd got an interesting take on Matrix-style reality...if that's what "freedom" is, who would want it? What would be the advantages to it? Who in thier right mind would choose Zion over the Matrix? You should see the eyes pop when you trot that one out in company. Is freedom worth it? People hate having to really think about "real" freedom as opposed to "percieved freedom". (And usually cop-out of the argument by saying "But the Matrix was just a movie.")MarkusAurelius9 said:
Um...most people do, in fact, get Syphilis by accident.jjdes said:
If you think asbout it, wouldn't the robots just clear the skies themselves?smuttbullen said:
...on second thought, then there woudn't be a concept for the matrix...
Why, oh WHY doesn't Nintendo put out that external hard-drive for the Wii? with 360 graphics it would be the best system out there, period.
If you are on a train that goes at the same speed as a bullet, and someone else on said train shoots at you, would the bullet leave the gun?
Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...
Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...
Far before that they would die of Metal Poisoning. Same goes for Deuterium water. [Heavy Water]Khedive Rex said:
(Deuterium is an isotope of Hydrogen; it is identical in all characteristics except it's
double the weight). You could drink Heavy Water, but after a while once your body absorbs it,
your body chemisty would change because now the most important part (%85 of human=water) is now much heavier.
the monopoly guy said:
Yes.NinjaDwarf said:
If the bullet were being fired in the same direction as the train was moving, then the bullet would be moving twice its normal speed, but would appear to be moving at its regular speed by those in the train.
If the bullet were fired in the opposite direction, then it would not move, since the opposing forces would cancel out, but would appear to leave the gun at its normal speed by those on the train as the train moves away from the bullet.
Basically, yes, the bullet would always leave the gun if shot on the train.
Sorry, I'm a bit of a physics fan.
I think people are really stupid to assume that every alien species we encounter will be technologically superior to us.
My goal in life is to become a supervillain.
I think fat people are icky.
I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.
I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.
I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.
I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.
I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.
Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.
Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.
((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))
My goal in life is to become a supervillain.
I think fat people are icky.
I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.
I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.
I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.
I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.
I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.
Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.
Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.
((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))
Limos said:
1. True, but don't you think the one that will be visiting us the first time will have an advance in technnology? Since "man" (not counting robots) only reached the moon. (Still not proven).
2.Great! Now go take the place of the leader of China and conquer the world.
3.Nothing to say.
4.If they were no retards, who the hell would learn from history? Also, Television would not be entertaining. Watching idiots doing something stupid. (it's like watching someone who's gonna have an accident).
5.What happens when they find a cure then?
6.Ok you read a little too much the Giver.
7.Well maybe you shoudnt had slept with that girl when you were 13.
8. That's why RTS games exist.
9 and 10. Oh well, good luck with that.
(by the way, i'm only joking half of these).
(To be qualified as a supervilain, you should at least a taste for baby blood).
You lose your mind for a while then after, when you get your rationality back, you stop playing.bassie302 said:
Yeah I should probably use quotes, but slap my wrist.
If I was in a car...In a tornado....and the tornado subsided, would I survive?
Not likely. The car would hit the floor And you'd smash your face/head/neck into something and die.
At what point does CPR go from medical procedure to necrophelia?
Necrophelia is when you enjoy it. You enjoy CPR? You find it sexual? You sick puppy.
If pregnant with twins or more, can you abort one but not the others?
Yes, but it is dangerous
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
Depends how big your toungue is
If beavers can without tools, build functional dams, wtf is so hard about fixing New Orleans?
They have no tools, but they are more adapted to swimming and cutting down trees than we are.
Am I the only one who has to add five minutes to every treck outdoors because I get excited by the pretty sky?
Become a photographer.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Since energy cannot be created or destroyed, it has to.
How the HELL would Hell work? Assuming we maintain our adaptability, we'd be used to the pain in the first hundred years and have to sit around doing nothing for the rest of eternity.
Sounds about right. Can you imagine sitting around doing nothing for eternity? It'd be hell.
If you are electrocuted, and your heart stops but there isn't really any other damage, is it possible to restart your own heart before you run out of strength
If you're lying on the floor in CPR position, possibly
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
A-ha, funny.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Because they're frauds.
Whats the higest I could fall from and still survive?
It depends how you land - there are stories of skydivers who have survived.
Why do people build $300,000 houses in flood planes?
Because people are stupid.
Is there actually any way to give yourself super powers? And I'm not just talking about the idiotic 'accidental' excuses like rolling around in toxic waste or being caught in a nuclear bomb test.
Geez, get with the times. We all have superpowers nowdays. Oh, wait, is this the guy we're not supposed to show them to?
when if ever will people realize that money is COMPLETELY USELESS OUTSIDE A MAINTAINED ECONOMY, and thus stop putting proffit ahead of ecological safety and the good of mankind... after all... how far will currency get you when the air itself is an unbreathable toxic vapour?
Quite far. You'd be able to buy skuba-diving kits for more oxygen.
If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
No - we'll all have drowned from melting ice caps.
How is money worth anything? It's just paper with numbers on it.
It used to be that humans traded some skills for other skills, such as "You do my plumbing, I'll bake you some bread". However, some people didn't want their plumbing right away, so they'd make IOUs. Then people realised that some services were more valuble than others, so it'd be 1.2IOUs for something else. Hence, currency was born to say what people -can- owe you.
Why does Microsoft continually forget the PC users that allowed them to rise to the top by releasing games only for the Xbox?
It encourages people to buy an Xbox so they get money.
Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...
Sadly, us humans have cheated natural selection by using flavourings that taste nice.
Why do Non-Facing polygons in video games (or 3D Programs for that matter) dissappear?
To save your PC from frying.
I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.
Define "genetic disease". You'll find a funny line appears once you start saying which are sterilisable.
Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.
So, let's say you DO become a cyborg, and there's a war, humans vs robots - which side would you be on?
My question:
What is De-Rez's theme song?
If I was in a car...In a tornado....and the tornado subsided, would I survive?
Not likely. The car would hit the floor And you'd smash your face/head/neck into something and die.
At what point does CPR go from medical procedure to necrophelia?
Necrophelia is when you enjoy it. You enjoy CPR? You find it sexual? You sick puppy.
If pregnant with twins or more, can you abort one but not the others?
Yes, but it is dangerous
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?
Depends how big your toungue is
If beavers can without tools, build functional dams, wtf is so hard about fixing New Orleans?
They have no tools, but they are more adapted to swimming and cutting down trees than we are.
Am I the only one who has to add five minutes to every treck outdoors because I get excited by the pretty sky?
Become a photographer.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Since energy cannot be created or destroyed, it has to.
How the HELL would Hell work? Assuming we maintain our adaptability, we'd be used to the pain in the first hundred years and have to sit around doing nothing for the rest of eternity.
Sounds about right. Can you imagine sitting around doing nothing for eternity? It'd be hell.
If you are electrocuted, and your heart stops but there isn't really any other damage, is it possible to restart your own heart before you run out of strength
If you're lying on the floor in CPR position, possibly
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
A-ha, funny.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Because they're frauds.
Whats the higest I could fall from and still survive?
It depends how you land - there are stories of skydivers who have survived.
Why do people build $300,000 houses in flood planes?
Because people are stupid.
Is there actually any way to give yourself super powers? And I'm not just talking about the idiotic 'accidental' excuses like rolling around in toxic waste or being caught in a nuclear bomb test.
Geez, get with the times. We all have superpowers nowdays. Oh, wait, is this the guy we're not supposed to show them to?
when if ever will people realize that money is COMPLETELY USELESS OUTSIDE A MAINTAINED ECONOMY, and thus stop putting proffit ahead of ecological safety and the good of mankind... after all... how far will currency get you when the air itself is an unbreathable toxic vapour?
Quite far. You'd be able to buy skuba-diving kits for more oxygen.
If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?
No - we'll all have drowned from melting ice caps.
How is money worth anything? It's just paper with numbers on it.
It used to be that humans traded some skills for other skills, such as "You do my plumbing, I'll bake you some bread". However, some people didn't want their plumbing right away, so they'd make IOUs. Then people realised that some services were more valuble than others, so it'd be 1.2IOUs for something else. Hence, currency was born to say what people -can- owe you.
Why does Microsoft continually forget the PC users that allowed them to rise to the top by releasing games only for the Xbox?
It encourages people to buy an Xbox so they get money.
Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...
Sadly, us humans have cheated natural selection by using flavourings that taste nice.
Why do Non-Facing polygons in video games (or 3D Programs for that matter) dissappear?
To save your PC from frying.
I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.
Define "genetic disease". You'll find a funny line appears once you start saying which are sterilisable.
Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.
So, let's say you DO become a cyborg, and there's a war, humans vs robots - which side would you be on?
My question:
What is De-Rez's theme song?
Alright then, if you were on said train, traveling at the speed of a bullet, and you turned the light on, would said light move at the speed of light + the speed of the train. And therefore make the universe implode or whatever Einstein thought would happen...Rabid Toilet said:
Plus! what if the train was going 2 times the sped of a bullet, etc etc
No matter how fast the train was moving, the light would move at the speed of light. Even if the train was moving at the speed of light, the light on the train would still be going at light speed, but would appear to be moving away at the speed of light by those on the train. This is because, when things move "faster than light" they are actually going at light speed, but traveling through time.NinjaDwarf said:
If the train was going twice the speed of the bullet, then a shot fired in the same direction would be going three times the normal speed of a bullet, but would still look to be moving at its normal speed by those on the train.
Anything that shouldn't be able to survive on it's own. I had a friend who had a family history of genetic defects. Paralyzed vocal cords, weak heart, etc. Each generation the defects had become more severe. Without medical support he would have died within hours of birth. Only severe life threatining diseases deserve sterilization.H-Bomb said:
I would be on my side of course. Once the two sides have fought one another nigh unto extincition I would swoop in with a strike force compiled from the plundered weaponry of bothsides and deserters from both armies, kill off all the survivors and take over.H-Bomb said:
If a newspaper is floating in a pool, and you dive into it, will you break your neck?
Depends on what newspaper you're talking about.
If a tree falls in a forest, and nothing observes it, did it actually happen?
If it was, the outcome may have changed.
If you fired a bullet forward from a ship that was traveling at light speed, what would happen?
You would see the bullet go forward as normal, but people observing the space craft would not see it.
Wait a minute, that doesn't really make sense...
No, but ever sense when has life made sense?
Depends on what newspaper you're talking about.
If a tree falls in a forest, and nothing observes it, did it actually happen?
If it was, the outcome may have changed.
If you fired a bullet forward from a ship that was traveling at light speed, what would happen?
You would see the bullet go forward as normal, but people observing the space craft would not see it.
Wait a minute, that doesn't really make sense...
No, but ever sense when has life made sense?
