Crazy Valve ARG Teases ... Portal 2? *Update*

Quiet Stranger

New member
Feb 4, 2006
4,409
0
0
w-Jinksy said:
Quiet Stranger said:
w-Jinksy said:
Hot damn, if it is a new portal i would be so happy though i seriously wont be looking forward to all the memes and references i dont think i could handle another 2 years of "the cake is a lie"-esque jokes.
yeah me either, cause we all know the cake is a pie, also SNEAKY Valve! Very sneaky!
Its happening already, DAMN YOU VALVE DAMN YOU TO HECK!

Also i have high hopes for this being outdoors and you having to use portals for practical use, putting a massive portal beneath a strider and watching it getting catapulted out of another would be rather funny indeed.
yes it would be, I would actually like to find out more about the origins of Aperture
 

John Funk

U.N. Owen Was Him?
Dec 20, 2005
20,364
0
0
Proteus214 said:
So Valve has been spending their time coming up with what appears to be an over-elaborate internet scavenger hunt rather than working on Episode 3?

I think I'll just keep holding my breath.
Pretty sure that the sort of people involved in creating (marketing et al) this have nothing to do with actually making games.
 

The DSM

New member
Apr 18, 2009
2,066
0
0
Try playing Still Alive backwards, that might work.

What is it with this stuff, who uses there time working this out?

*Plays Still Alive backwards*
 

Davrel

New member
Jan 31, 2010
504
0
0
Would rather just have some news on Episode Three...Then again, the two stories do cross over at some point, so you never know..
 

Asehujiko

New member
Feb 25, 2008
2,119
0
0
Eleuthera said:
I'm really getting curious about this now... Let's see what happens in 9 days...
I think you are in for a disappointment if you are counting 9 days regular time.

If you are already counting in Valve Time [http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time], you are getting curious way too soon. It's a good idea to not get exited unless it's less then 20 hours of VT left.
 

GrinningManiac

New member
Jun 11, 2009
4,090
0
0
This was con-fu-sing
I'm making a point here: What-The-Fuck
It's hard to understand the complex stuff you did here
Seriously Va-alve
You guys real-ly need
To make Ep-Three
For the good of all of us.
Except the haters and trolls.
But there's no sense crying over every de-lay.
You just keep on waiting till you die of old age.
And the series gets done.
And you have a lotta fun.
And we finally see Gordon speak!


My god, did I just make that up?

I WIN!
 

Scrythe

Premium Gasoline
Jun 23, 2009
2,367
0
0
Despite my apparent distaste for the Halo franchise, I have to admit that ilovebees is probably the greatest example of storytelling I have ever come across. Everything about the story was simply amazing, and every single character was well developed.

Major kudos to 42 Entertainment for making such a brilliant script.
 

DazZ.

Elite Member
Jun 4, 2009
5,542
0
41
Onyx Oblivion said:
Teasers don't cut it with me. They never give you anything to do but speculate.
Apart from giving people a huge puzzle, a lot of people have been up all night sorting through everything, what did you want that would give the community more to do?
 

Ninjamedic

New member
Dec 8, 2009
2,569
0
0
GrinningManiac said:
This was con-fu-sing
I'm making a point here: What-The-Fuck
It's hard to understand the complex stuff you did here
Seriously Va-alve
You guys real-ly need
To make Ep-Three
For the good of all of us.
Except the haters and trolls.
But there's no sense crying over every de-lay.
You just keep on waiting till you die of old age.
And the series gets done.
And you have a lotta fun.
And we finally see Gordon speak!


My god, did I just make that up?

I WIN!
You are a fucking genius.
OT: Develop for the PS3 Valve then we'll talk.
 

FyberOptic

New member
Apr 20, 2009
1
0
0
It wasn't simply stenography that Valve used for this puzzle. Saying as much actually takes away from the awesomeness of what Valve has done here.

Amateur radio (sometimes called ham or short wave) operators have various ways of communicating with one another. One obvious method of course is voice. Another is morse code, which in fact is present in the updated Portal radios. Check the Steam forums for more info on what this was decoded into.

But another method of communication is called SSTV, for Slow-Scan Television. It basically means sending images over the air waves using basically the same kind of tones which you'd hear from a modem over a phone line. Those with even novice experience at amateur radio would probably recognize the distinctive sound of an SSTV transmission, which is probably what Valve was counting on.

So yes, someone at Valve had the very clever idea of including SSTV broadcast signals INSIDE of the game, via the radios you can carry around. People immediately extracted the individual audio files from Portal's data files so that they could work with it, then ran it all through software which people normally would use for demodulating SSTV broadcasts from a real radio. Each audio stream produced an image.

Since SSTV is transmitted through audible sounds, any interference/noise introduced can cause a corrupted image. You'll notice in all the SSTV images retrieved so far that they contain static. This was apparently introduced by Valve on purpose. Whether this was simply supposed to emulate the realism of SSTV, or whether it's actually more information encoded into the stream as well, nobody seems to know as of yet. My bet is just on the realism, but who knows.

So, between using the morse code, SSTV, a real functioning BBS, ASCII artwork, etc, Valve has gone all out this time on this puzzle. They get massive geek love.
 

Rednog

New member
Nov 3, 2008
3,567
0
0
Portal 2 then Left 4 Dead 3 then maybe a couple of TF2 updates...then maybe consider Episode 3. Seriously valve delay it as much as you can because I know that both you and I get the giggles when we see people scream bloody murder about episode 3 in every single news thread.
 

SnipErlite

New member
Aug 16, 2009
3,147
0
0
*er hem*

WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH FTW

Hell yes Portal ftw. Yes I would love episode 3 but goddammit I want to shoot portals at things!
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
9,145
0
41
HURRAH!

Go Valve!

:O I just had an idea! Maybe this is actually marketing for HL2 Ep. 3 and not Portal 2. The storylines do cross over, and it would make more sense for Valve to be announcing Ep. 3 instead.
 

IamQ

New member
Mar 29, 2009
5,226
0
0
Apocalyps3...I wonder how long he has been waiting to use that word.