Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[ygetoff]

Take a drink:
-When watching King of the Hill, every time you: a) Hear Hank say "God dang it"; b) Feel sad that it is canceled.
-Every time Stephen Colbert mentions himself (this one will kill you REALLY fast).
-For every historical inaccuracy in the Fallout series.
-Whenever you get pounced on by a Hunter in L4D and your teammates decide to go on without you. (Online only)

 

[ygetoff]

Well, you could have:

Drink, See below
Drink, See above

But I find it much more creative to:
Every time Seanthesheep uses a comma, drink.

Read through most of my posts, hell even this one, you will die in at most 6 hours, and that's if you have the alchohol tolerance of an alchoholic, Russian, bear.
It also works for unnecessary new paragraphs or general unnecessary punctuation.

EDIT: Looking back on my literary work, I think punctuation wise, I am the complete opposite of Yahtzee, anger wise, we are both going to end up wrestling angry alchoholic russian bears.

14 shots right there.
This is a fun game.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Take a drink for every orc killed.

Or...

Watch the Star Wars episodes 2 and 3. Take a drink every time Anakin sounds like a pussy.

Or...

Watch Pulp Fiction. Take a drink every time anyone says anything. Then shoot up some heroin.

 

[Katana314]

Watch an anime, and every time...
-Someone is surprised by a non-series-shocking comment. (Something simple like "Though it wouldn't be the first time THAT'S happened.")
-Someone takes credit for the main character's actions
-A superpower is pulled out of "the writer's head" to perfectly escape a random calamity
-An attempt to use any sort of gun against someone is thwarted.
-Physics is defied
-The camera cuts to an angle that makes it incredibly obvious the director is a guy. (revealing the femme fatale? PAN ACROSS BOOBS)
-The camera cuts in close to someone's face and they make a small smirk while making the "Hmh." sound

 

[Grayjack]

This drinking game from TvTropes. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/MyImmortal] This will most definitely kill you.

 

[Debatra]

- Read Twilight and drink every time Smeyer describes how hawt an booteful Edward is. If you survive, move on through the next three books.

- Start a "Bad Movie" thread and drink every time Uwe Boll and/or one of his movies is mentioned(even if they're mentioned multiple times in the same post).

 

[titanium turtle]

oh- here is a lethal drinking game- eat a bottle of vodka- glass and all- without trying to spill vodka and blood everywhere

 

[Blind0bserver]

2001: A Space Odyssey

Drink an entire tumbler full of Goldschläger every time something happens that you either

A) Can't make sense of,
B) Can't follow, or
C) Don't understand

Be forewarned, the difficulty of this game scales horrifically upwards as it progresses. You have been warned

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well, you could have:

Drink, See below
Drink, See above

But I find it much more creative to:
Every time Seanthesheep uses a comma, drink.

Read through most of my posts, hell even this one, you will die in at most 6 hours, and that's if you have the alchohol tolerance of an alchoholic, Russian, bear.
It also works for unnecessary new paragraphs or general unnecessary punctuation.

EDIT: Looking back on my literary work, I think punctuation wise, I am the complete opposite of Yahtzee, anger wise, we are both going to end up wrestling angry alchoholic russian bears.

14 shots right there.
This is a fun game.

Seriously?
Wow, I am good at killing people, I go to say here, any liver damage, death or other injury sustained whilst playing, or as a cause of, The Seanthesheep Drinking Game(TM) I am not responsible at all, even though it is hillarious.
I'm updating the rules aswell, any time Seanthesheep acts like a pompous a-hole, TEQUILA TIME! and any time I use a half a***d attempt at hiding my swearing, take two shots.
Man, this looks like it could be hella fun if I ever want to get drunk, invoke mod wrath and lose my chances of getting trinity, morpheus or neo.

2001: A Space Oddissy

Drink an entire tumbler full of Goldschläger every time something happens that you either

A) Can't make sense of,
B) Can't follow, or
C) Don't understand

Be forewarned, the difficulty of this game scales horrifically upwards as it progresses. You have been warned

I'd just like to add to this, if at any point up until the monkeys come on screen, you wonder to yourself "Did I buy the soudntrack? What the hell is this?" Then look at your watch beacuse mine says: TEQUILA TIME!
It is also Tequila Time! if for any part during the acid trip, you think "Woah, what was Kubrick on?"

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Lost:
Any time someone says "Don't tell me what to do!", Take half a shot. For every unnecessary close up of Jack looking like a prat, take half a shot. For every time a character looks like they have to take a poo really bad whilst having the look on their face that makes them look like a baby that can't poo, take half a shot.
You'll be trashed before the recap ends...

Alternatively:
Coupling: (the British version, not the godawful American one)
Every time someone says "breasts", "bottoms", "thighs", "knickers", "stockings", or "cupboard", take a sip. Enjoy.

 

[soren7550]

Sorry if any of these are repeats.

Baysplosions!
-Watch a Michael Bay film (any will do) and finish a drink every time there is an explosion.

Unnecessary Chatter
-Play a game with online multiplayer (like Halo 3, Killzone 2, Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare, etc.) and take a shot every time someone who sounds like they're ten or younger scream profanities/how you're a hack/noob/etc.

 

[The Eaten Cake]

I have to take a quote from the legendary Bill Bailey for this one:

"Drink Along With Dallas. You watch Dallas, and every time they have a drink, you have a drink."

Can't say I've ever watched Dallas, but, you know. One of my own would be to watch an episode of Bleach, and take a drink every time there's a dramatic close-up of one of the protagonist's faces during a fight (which WILL kill you in the later episodes. One episode seems to consist entirely of Ichigo getting thrashed, interspersed with dramatic close-ups of his face and a shocked breath. I tell you, by the end, those screens made me want a drink.)

 

[shotgunbob]

Take a drink everytime someone says the F word in Superbad

 

[101194]

Well, Acually Lissen to rap and take a swig everytime they say "Nigga" or Whatever the hell they say. You'll be drunk and racist at the same time.

 

[shotgunbob]

Watch CNN and take a drink everytime

1. A white woman goes missing.

2. Nancy grace says the line "War against Women"

3. Someone uses the gigantic smartboard in the SITUATION ROOM to give an overly complicated explanation of something really simple

You sir have my respect

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Drunk Russian Roulette, Its when you fill all the chambers of the revolver, and you play while your inhebriated

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Slap eachother extremely hard. If you show a sign of pain. You must drink.

 

[VeX1le]

Prince of Persia: take a shot every time someone says "Fertile."
[small]Cookie for reference, anyone?[/small]

You must first purify the fertile grounds to give anyone else a cookie.

 

[Studoku]

Watch the (first) Dungeons and Dragons movie and drink every time someone overacts.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

[b/]Watchmen[/b]

-Drink everytime you see glowing blue junk.
-Drink everytime there's unnesary slow motion.
-Drink everytime there's an unnesary amount of gore.
-Drink everytime you wish you where reading the comic instead.