Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[G1eet]

- Read Twilight and drink every time Smeyer describes how hawt an booteful Edward is. If you survive, move on through the next three books.

Would it be more apt to drink whenever that cow uses the word "cold", or any synonym of it?

On topic...

-turn on Degrassi and drink whenever you see teen angst
-watch Jimmy Fallon's last season of SNL. Drink every time he looks at the camera and/or laughs mid-skit
-watch the South Park episode "It Hits the Fan". Drink every time you hear the word "shit"

 

[clairedelune]

I have a toothpaste for dinner shirt that says "The Liberal Drinking Game" in big letters and then "take a shot every time you hate fox news"
i've yet to play it, which is why I'm still able to type.

 

[ygetoff]

Well, you could have:

Drink, See below
Drink, See above

But I find it much more creative to:
Every time Seanthesheep uses a comma, drink.

Read through most of my posts, hell even this one, you will die in at most 6 hours, and that's if you have the alchohol tolerance of an alchoholic, Russian, bear.
It also works for unnecessary new paragraphs or general unnecessary punctuation.

EDIT: Looking back on my literary work, I think punctuation wise, I am the complete opposite of Yahtzee, anger wise, we are both going to end up wrestling angry alchoholic russian bears.

14 shots right there.
This is a fun game.

Seriously?
Wow, I am good at killing people, I go to say here, any liver damage, death or other injury sustained whilst playing, or as a cause of, The Seanthesheep Drinking Game(TM) I am not responsible at all, even though it is hillarious.
I'm updating the rules aswell, any time Seanthesheep acts like a pompous a-hole, TEQUILA TIME! and any time I use a half a***d attempt at hiding my swearing, take two shots.
Man, this looks like it could be hella fun if I ever want to get drunk, invoke mod wrath and lose my chances of getting trinity, morpheus or neo.

15 shots. Man, you are killing me.

 

[Firia]

A fun one;
"I have never."

You take turns. Whoevers turn it is states something they have never done. If someone in the room HAS done that thing, they take a drink. "I have never gone bungie jumping," and then someone drinks (or no one does). It's a neat way to learn about the people around you.
(Yes, you can say you "have never" as long as you drink when you do. It's called a sacrafice. )

 

[Cowabungaa]

Not sure if this has been named yet, too lazy to spit through 9 pages:
Sci-Fi game

Applicable to any sci-fi show or movie. Each time you hear a 'tech talk' term, you yell "BULLSHIT!" and everyone has to take a sip.

Especially deadly with Star Trek. It's also transferable to the fantasy genre with it's magic talk. Heck, even House with it's over-usage of medical jargon.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Watch a Stargate SG-1 compilation of Teal'c saying "indeed" on youtube and take a shot every time someone (preferably Teal'c) says "indeed".

 

[stok3r]

Are you drunk yet?

Yes - take a shot.
No - take two shots.

Repeat endlessly.

This.

Also, you know those late night adds that go for half an hour? Take a shot every time they tell you something they have already told you.

 

[Mikaze]

While watching Scrubs - a shot for every time Dr. Cox insults somebody.

While watching 300 - a shot for every dead body you see.

 

[Jazoni89]

The super mario brothers 3 drinking game

(it has to be the super mario all stars version)

Everytime you completed a level you drink a half a shot of vodka but if you die and have to start the world again you still have to drink the shots again. Trying to get to world 8 without dying of alcohol poisoning would be difficult.

 

[Seydaman]

Watch game dogs
Take a drink every time an unfunny joke is made!
Guaranteed death in about 20 minutes
Zing...

 

[Talshere]

There is a film called beer fest. The game is simple, every time they drink, you drink the same amount. Suffice to say, drinking 2 finger every time they drink is enough to have you passed out on a curb3 days later wondering how you got there. Drinking the same amount they do is a death sentence.

 

[Trifixion]

Here's an easy one: Play I Wanna Be The Guy with no prior knowledge of the patterns - drink every time you die.

 

[Uszi]

Take a drink every time David Draiman says "************" in the song "Liberate."
Number of shots: 17

Take a drink every time Andrew WK says "party" in the song "Party Hard."
Number of shots: 36

Take a drink for every anti-Republican thread on the Religion and Politics forum.
Number of shots: Over 9,000

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels whenever you see campers in MW2. YOU WILL FUCKING DIE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES.

 

[jthm]

Watch game dogs
Take a drink every time an unfunny joke is made!
Guaranteed death in about 20 minutes
Zing...

It'd hardly matter. After 20 minutes of Game dogs I'd have killed myself anyway.

 

[Vet2501]

Watch Withnail and I: just try to keep up!

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I got one for God of War 3.

Finish a drink every time Kratos guts something or dimembers something.

 

[Marsell]

get 5 guys, and when anybody takes a drink, (even you) everybody take a drink

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

There you go.

For the record, I loved PoP 2008/

 

[Fenra]

While playing either mass effect games, take a drink everytime someone mentions humanity, reapers, says sheperd or commander, if you started with and make it through the first game, continue through the second.

While watching Pirates of the Caribbean take a drink everytime you wish jack was back on screen, if he is on screen take a drink every time he does something silly yet ingenious

while watching 24 take a drink everytime jack says "damn it" (ok not mine stole that elsewhere)

and finally, put on any music channel that plays generic pop music and take a drink everytime the word "love" is said, you'll be dead in 3 songs