Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

Josho18

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Watch any Ww2 with brad pitt in it, and take a shot every time he says an line with a bad accent.
 

Riobux

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Falling Down.

Drink every time the film underlines a problem with western or American society. You'd be surprised.
 

The Warden

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Ask A Ninja Drinking game:
Take a shot every time the camera cuts to a different angle.

Here is one episode of it just to show you how many drinks you'd take:
 

theultimateend

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ThatTallGuy said:
Tsuillo said:
The Family Guy drinking game (not for the faint of heart, or weak of liver):
Take a drink every time they cut to a hilarious non-plot related joke.
In other words, I'd stay completely sober, since I don't find Family Guy amusing at all.

theultimateend said:
Take a drink everytime the Twilight books compliment the looks of a male character.

You will die. You will die so fast that it'll look like an accident.
My idea was similar to this, but I was thinking take a drink every time it describes Edward's face in particular. Or a scene in which Edward is staring at Bella.
I forgot about this post. It's oddly appropriate because I was discussing twilight with some gals at work today.

We were debating whether women are in love with the actor who plays the vampire or the notion of the vampire from the story.

We all, myself included, came down on the side that it has to be the idea of the character. Because none of us find him in any way exceptional.

Cause in the past, when women say "I want that man." or "He's so sexy" in less corny ways than I just did. I can usually go "Yeah I could see myself being gay with them if they lowered their standards." But the guy who plays Edward doesn't even tickle that little gay guy that chats with the various other sexual personas floating around in my head.

I assume any dude who isn't sexually repressed (or whatever you call it when talking about homosexuality makes you uncomfortable) can understand what I basically mean. The old joke of "gun to my head".
 

ProfessorLayton

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Wow, we had a spambot bump this thread like mad.

Uhh... how about on the Escapist, go to any thread. Any. If you find a atheism related comment, take a shot.
 

teh_n00b_root

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Roll 2 diect, If your number is or is between 2-12 you have to drink 14 pints of scumble (cookie for reference) and iff you roll a 1 or a 13 you have to drink 20 pints
 

EHKOS

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Step one, Play Portal and watch the ending credits.
Step two, wait five minutes then take a drink everytime the Portal song starts playing in your head.
 

Gardenia

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Citrus Insanity said:
Go to 4chan and drink every time you see porn.
Or even better: Go on 4chan and take a drink for every image you see that you wouldn't show to your grandmother.
 

Vorpals

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Auto Tune the News:

Watch all of the 10 episodes in continuum, and while doing that, everytime you hear an extended syllable (ex: smoooooooooooooke) , take a shot or drink.

Your liver will explode by the end of the series.
 

shwnbob

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Watch "Dude, wheres my car?" and take a drink every time you here the word dude in it. (Excluding the time you read it on the cover.)
 

tomservo4prezident

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For Battle Royale:
Every time somebody dies, take 3 shots.

For Pulp Fiction:
When someone cusses, take a shot.

For Up:
Every time something adorable happens, chug your drink until it's over[if you can make it halfway, there must be some Jason Voorhees shit going down there].

For Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
Drink an entire can of paint. That's for being willing to watch ROTF. You deserve to die a horrific, paint-related death.
 

Nevyrmoore

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Every time someone swears in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, take a drink.

Now, considering that had the world record for the most profanity used in an animated film back in 2001 (399 swear words and 199 offensive gestures), I think you'd either be dying or dead by the time the film finishes.
 

littlerob

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Soul Calibur IV:
- take a drink every time your character loses a piece of clothing
- take a drink every time someone defies the laws of physics
- down your drink every time you die (except if you died by ringout, then your opponent downs theirs instead for being cheap: nobody likes ringouts)

Ace Combat (any):
Note down the real-life loadouts and capacities of your chosen planes beforehand, then:
- take a drink for every missile you fire above this
- take a drink for every time you do something that you really shouldn't be able to do
- down your drink if you get shot down

DBZ (any):
- take a sip every time the laws of physics are broken
- take a drink every time Krillin gets owned
- ARYAN MASTER-RACE BONUS: down your drink every time you win purely because your character was blonder than your opponents'

Gears of War I:
- take a drink every time anyone says 'shut up Baird'
- take a drink every time someone says 'nice'
- everyone keeps drinking for as long as the Hammer of Dawn is firing
- take a drink every time there's some battlefield cover that isn't conveniently chest high

Ninety Nine Nights:
- take a drink every time an epileptic would blatantly die from looking at the screen
 

Sky Captanio

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Nightzirk said:
Citrus Insanity said:
Go to 4chan and drink every time you see porn.
Or even better: Go on 4chan and take a drink for every image you see that you wouldn't show to your grandmother.
Now some of these games are mean but come on! You'd be dead before you've had time to say: "Granny don't look!"