Listen to stereotypical modern-day rap. Take a shot whenever you hear "fuck", "nigga", "******", "dawg", "bitches ass", "pussy", or improper grammar. 30 seconds in: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
For doujin mmusic enthusiasts only: Download a vocal Touhou remix album. For every song you hate the vocalist in, take a shot. You should be crap-your-pants scream-at-doghouse drunk by the end.