Create a person, escapist challenge.
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2011: Has a daughter with a drunken one-night stand, where both forget protection. The mother-to-be decides against abortion, and gives birth to a healthy baby on 15th of october. The new mother is a single mother and hasn't see the father in 4 months.
Here's his life story so far. Oh, and I've named him Bruce Munroe.
1972- is born
1980- mom becomes a widow
1986- is, unawaredly, the first human being to notice that episode VI was not all that great.
1992- Starts dating his girlfriend (Now ex-wife)
1993- starts high school
1994- Finishes high school...
earlier 1995- complains about lack of intelligent videogame commentary online
1995: Logs onto the Escapist for the first time
1996- hastily marries pregnant girlfriend
1999-move to Japan to get away from his mother
1999- Smashes N64 controller in frustration due to Superman 64.
1999-Buys an air rifle
2000- Celebrates son's 5th birthday
2001- forgets son's 6th birthday
2001- Divorces wife of 5 years.
2001- Is simultaneously made Secretary-General of the UN and President of Goldman Sachs.
2002: Forgets son.
2002: Discusses crappy relationships in a thread
2002 (Later on in year)- Son is killed in car accident
2003: Thinks funeral is wedding.
2004: Goes into counselling for a few months after having a delusion at his sons funeral. Like throwing confetti at the coffin as it went down the aisle.
2004: Goes through a trolling phase.
2005: Is banned from the Escapist for the trolling, and vows to one day return with a new account.
2005: Become an extreme xbox fanboy
2005- Joined The Escapist, choosing the username Zerotris.
2006: Has an heated discussion relating to religion onf the internet. Stays Christian, but learns the flaws of fundamentalism and agrees that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a good joke.
2007- Sacrificed himself to end a massive flame war on the escapist, and was banned because of it.
2009- Goes to jail for two years for some drug-taking.
2011: Has a daughter with a drunken one-night stand, where both forget protection. The mother-to-be decides against abortion, and gives birth to a healthy baby on 15th of october. The new mother is a single mother and hasn't see the father in 4 months.
2012: Commits suicide out of fear of December 21st.
1972- is born
1980- mom becomes a widow
1986- is, unawaredly, the first human being to notice that episode VI was not all that great.
1992- Starts dating his girlfriend (Now ex-wife)
1993- starts high school
1994- Finishes high school...
earlier 1995- complains about lack of intelligent videogame commentary online
1995: Logs onto the Escapist for the first time
1996- hastily marries pregnant girlfriend
1999-move to Japan to get away from his mother
1999- Smashes N64 controller in frustration due to Superman 64.
1999-Buys an air rifle
2000- Celebrates son's 5th birthday
2001- forgets son's 6th birthday
2001- Divorces wife of 5 years.
2001- Is simultaneously made Secretary-General of the UN and President of Goldman Sachs.
2002: Forgets son.
2002: Discusses crappy relationships in a thread
2002 (Later on in year)- Son is killed in car accident
2003: Thinks funeral is wedding.
2004: Goes into counselling for a few months after having a delusion at his sons funeral. Like throwing confetti at the coffin as it went down the aisle.
2004: Goes through a trolling phase.
2005: Is banned from the Escapist for the trolling, and vows to one day return with a new account.
2005: Become an extreme xbox fanboy
2005- Joined The Escapist, choosing the username Zerotris.
2006: Has an heated discussion relating to religion onf the internet. Stays Christian, but learns the flaws of fundamentalism and agrees that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a good joke.
2007- Sacrificed himself to end a massive flame war on the escapist, and was banned because of it.
2009- Goes to jail for two years for some drug-taking.
2011: Has a daughter with a drunken one-night stand, where both forget protection. The mother-to-be decides against abortion, and gives birth to a healthy baby on 15th of october. The new mother is a single mother and hasn't see the father in 4 months.
2012: Commits suicide out of fear of December 21st.
Late 2002- employers fire him after discovering a stash of gay porn in the central servers of both the US department of homeland defense and Goldman Sachs.
At the age of three, Comrade Ogilvy had refused all toys except a drum, a sub-machine gun, and a model helicopter. At six- a year early, by a special relaxation of the rules - he had joined the Spies, at nine he had been a troop leader. At eleven he had denounced his uncle to the Thought Police after overhearing a conversation which appeared to him to have criminal tendencies. At seventeen he had been a district organizer of the Junior Anti-Sex League. At nineteen he had designed a hand-grenade which had been adopted by the Ministry of Peace and which, at its first trial had killed thirty-one Eurasian prisoners in one burst. At twenty-three he had perished in action. Perused by enemy jet planes while flying over the Indian Ocean with important despatches, he had weighted his body with his machine gun and leapt out of the helicopter into deep water, despatches and all - an end, said Big Brother, which it was impossible to contemplate without feelings of envy.