Create your own crazy weapon!

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Mind-controlled nanobot launcher. Billions of microscopic robots doing your bidding. Also, each of them have little chainsaws.

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

mega KFC matter gun

 

[Cavan]

I like the way you think , even if i'd rather strap a shaped charge to my fist instead.

That would make you a Shounen manga protagonist.

Oh and another idea was a gun that shoots little balls that chemically expand to the size of a van and land on people as giant boulders, fear me and my boulder firing mortar.

Like this?

Sure, if you can find one that's handheld that does the same thing as the full sized one :<.

 

[redisforever]

For a game like Fallout New Vegas: The Glitch gun.
It's an ordinary looking gun; but if you shoot someone they start to glitch out, like getting stuck in the floor, Exploding grenades in their hands when trying to throw, Firing behind themselves when using a gun; that sorta thing. could be quite funny i reckon?

As a general concept: A gun that shoots large furry black Spiders at people. Like big-ass Black Widows. It's not good for the danger value....it's good for the scare the shit out of arachnophobes (like myself) value.

What if it goes off in the holster? I too am terrified of spiders.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I have some sketches and concepts laeying around here somewhere...

Can't post them because I want to patent/copyright them in case I ever actually want to produce them or use them in a fictional context.

 

[That Greek Guy]

half life opposing force.
a gun that shoots interdimensional portals to send your enemies to....another dimension.

 

[amadhatter]

How's about a cancer trebuchet? Leukemia for all!

 

[SimpleJack]

An M16, with several attachments, hang on a sec...
A swiss army knife, (the one with a spoon, not those other gay ones...)
a sling shot,
a brick, thats on fire,
a bird,
another M16,
a launcher that shoots tits,
and a ham sandwich, extra mustard, hold the bread.

 

[Apollo45]

A gun that calls down meteors from space to land on your target. Depending on how long you charge up the gun, it'll call down anything from something the size of a pebble (that'll still make your enemy explode on impact) to something that would cause mass extinctions. Just be careful how long you hold the trigger down.

I'd also like a gun that shoots bullets that heal - after they've passed through your body. Essentially, all the pain with none of the nasty side effects! A knife that does this would be handy as well I think...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

A gun that shoots a pitfall trap, and if you fall into it you get ravaged by angry mutant hamsters.

 

[Athol]

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

Ohhh a force blade, nice. Im not sure what you are referancing as Ive seen these in several different stroies.
OT: A gun that fires pure AWESOME, anything that is hit by it, is destroyed because nothing could survive that much awesome.

 

[Someone Depressing]

An SMG that shoots exploding breasts on the back of a Flying Dragon with meta-wings with a Fixed-Minigun as a mouth... or just a watergun, either works.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

A Minigun that fires Creepers... with chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a pig.

Ahhh! What horrors have you unleashed on this world

 

[Scarim Coral]

I got two ideas.

A gun that fire homing bullets at their target with 100% accuracy (the bullet can make tight maneuver, you no longer need to aim at all.

A gun that shoot out hot boiling chocolate pellets. It may be tasty but it will burn your skin off if you touch it straight away!

 

[Nouw]

A shotgun that rapidly fires lazer-eyed sharks which are armed with chainsaw shooting miniguns.

 

[Delta-1138]

i'd have a hand-held GAU-8 Avenger they attach to A10 Warthogs. And it would fire Jack Black(s)

 

[DasDestroyer]

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

Ohhh a force blade, nice. Im not sure what you are referancing as Ive seen these in several different stroies.
OT: A gun that fires pure AWESOME, anything that is hit by it, is destroyed because nothing could survive that much awesome.

Nah, it's not a force blade. At least not in my understanding of a force blade. It works by keeping the thin thread of iron absolutely still and unbendable with a stasis field. And that makes for a pretty sharp sword. Plus it never gets dull, which is also great. Though a gun of pure AWESOME is pretty awesome too. SEE WAT I DID THAR?

 

[Daverson]

A hammer, made out of a telegraph pole welded onto a freight locomotive.

(You're going to question how a wooden pole can be welded, aren't you? Not that fact that someone would try to build this thing in the first place! What's wrong with you?)

 

[dagens24]

I was going to say boob cannon but it seems that I have been beaten to it. I was surprised at first and then I remembered that this is the internet.

 

[krugerrand123]

a gun that shoots rabid sloths that are extremely radioactive.