Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[johannmaximus]

I'm gonna fill up your free cells.

(don't you love references to games on old Microsoft systems?)

 

[Vrex360]

"Just keep your head down, there's two of us in here now, remember?"

Yeah, just think about that for a few minutes.

 

[little bear]

Spoiler: dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, ba-na-na-naaaaa!

you sir are incredible.

here's some cookies, because you're awesome:

Spoiler: AWESOME COOKIES

On topic:
"Hope your a fan of quick time events"

"I'll smash that ass up like your a gomba"

 

[Olikunmissile]

Hey baby, want to party with me and Solid Snake?

 

[Scunner]

"I'd give her Unforseen Consequences."

Wait! That sounds creepy, I'll think of something better.

 

[blank0000]

Hey baby, you wanna grind in my magical forest later

 

[Scunner]

Ah, got one. It's pretty basic.

"She can Mass my Effect."

On a bit of a roll now ...

"I'd like to see her Uncharted."
"I've got a Ratchet for her Clank."

 

[ddon]

you know what the ways I use my two guns have in commen are? I save all the ammo for the end.
my high endurance level is better then my high intellect level with my girlfriend.

 

[data_not_found]

Hey baby, wanna go outback and earn some XP?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"I'd roll her barrel."

"Baby, not only would I roll to hit that but, she makes my dice EXPLODE"

"I have Master-Balls"

"I would love to junction some Life to your Spirit"

"I wonder what her subscription fee is ... ?"

"Baby, you make my limit break"

"All my base are belong to you"

 

[tsatoma]

"You know me, I always like to savour the last shot before popping my heat sink."
"...."
"Wait...that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

 

[Feste the Jester]

You want to see my Pocket Monster

(She's asks what are you talking about)

I'm just talking about my squirtle?

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

(During sex)

Oh Shit, Nuclear Launch detected!!

 

[saphiren]

Attack her weak point for massive damage!

 

[hopeneverdies]

You can use a Deep Strike on me, and I will show you a Rally Cry.

 

[PrototypeC]

I'd like to Soup her Metroid!

Too lazy to put effort into something that actually makes sense.

You can just say, '___ her ___' and it all works fine!

 

[EpicPanda]

I'd hit that like Mario hits Goombas.

My keyblade in your keyhole, all night long. Giggity.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

just search left 4 bed on youtube, 1 or 2, they're both hilarious.

 

[firemark]

Remember the old days: "We got a little dirty, so she blew my cartridge."

something, something, seXbox Live? I don't know, it's a stretch.

"I went through her Portal."

"I'd like to go South of her Borderlands."

Controllers are a great way to strengthen your hands. (Take that one where you wish)

I got more but now I feel dirty...