Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Eggsnham]

I got nothin'.

 

[Wellby]

"I'd stick my experimental M

I

RV into her vault till the brahm

i

n come home."

If you're gonna do gaming sexual innuendo, do it right.

hail grammar Nazi . Protecting proper grammar in a forum about video game related sexual euphemisms is like protecting the decorations at a crack house.

Which is something I would do, so what's you point?

touche my good sir. personally I'm too busy finding those damn sonic emitters when I'm in a crack house to care for the other decorations. (bonus points to everyone who gets the reference)

Guess my specail power? It's not my vocal cords... I'll show you some sonic powers... Condmned is such a good series.

indeed! oh and i'd take a bloody lead pipe to her sonic cultist any day... that game got weird...

 

[Rensenhito]

"Girl, I just dinged 40, and you look like an epic mount."

 

[Fwee]

"Hop on this mushroom and it'll grow BIGGER!"

 

[inflamessoilwork]

My mass will give her quite the effect

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I'd like to prime her metroid.

 

[Pendragon9]

I'd hookshot to her boss room anyday.

*checks* aw damnit, I don't have the boss key. *goes to get a diamond ring*

 

[esperandote]

What do you say if we get... alone in the dark?

 

[Zetona]

Demon's Souls is rife with hilariously named items.

"I covered my Phosphorescent Pole with Sticky White Stuff"
"I'd use my Penetrating Sword on her, if ya know what I mean"
Also, there's a boss named Penetrator. And an upgrade stone called Suckerstone.

 

[Hazy]

What do you say if we get... alone in the dark?

That was good!
High five!

Spoiler

"Dayum.. I'll show her some Massive Action"

..I have lost all self-respect.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

...I hope you ready to feel my limit break.

You know, I can't wait to up, up, down, down, left, right, side, O all over you.

I can't wait to enter your portal!

I'm going to fly into your darkvoid.

Let get like duke and do this forever.

Offtopic:

We're pretty much badasses at this.

 

[FutureHousedad]

Lets get naked.....Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 2. Im not witty....

 

[wench]

Do you want to play twing-twang?

Absolute classic.

 

[esperandote]

What do you say if we get... alone in the dark?

That was good!
High five!

Spoiler

*high five**snaps fingers*

thanks, i really tried

Offtopic:

We're pretty much badasses at this.

Best thread ever

 

[tkioz]

Upping the Frame-Rate

 

[Jonatron]

Won't you let me slip my master sword into your face to finish our quest?

"There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a... long... silver bullet... into a well-greased chamber...!"

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Screaming "PENIS IS CREDIT TO TEAM" in an affected Russian accent always goes down well. Better than my usual pre-sex gambit "try not to be sick!" anyway.

 

[BadgerCubed]

She abosrbed my power fist
My power ring gave her crits
I sneaked in back stab
Get ready for the aoe
Drain that mana
She was encumbered with my load
My sword lost it's durability
I left her in a World of Goo

 

[Brad Shepard]

Can i get into your Dark Void?

god that sucked

 

[Aesir23]

From my wife to all of you (not to me, never been said to me):

GAME OVER

I'd have to agree with your wife. So far my reactions have ranged from laughing (which I'm sure is the point of many of these euphemisms) to full out facepalm.