Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[PrototypeC]

Hey baby, want to descend to Rapture with me?

 

[Infinatex]

hehehe...... flashbang!

 

[ottenni]

Wanna download my dlc? Yeah that made no sense. Well i could say something about solid snake, but i wont.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

God, I love Garrus.

Me too man... no homo... ahhh hell who am I kidding

Shhh, it's ok, we all feel that way about Garrus.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Plow her bean- wait...

I'd stick my red dot sight on her rail.

 

[APLovecraft]

2 from gears o' war: "Hey baby wanna train my rook?"
"I wanna plug your e-hole "

daaaaamn i suck :/

 

[bassdrum]

'knife the watermelon.'

 

[PrototypeC]

Don't bother man, I think that girl inverts the Y-Axis.

Did I already say that one?

 

[Stabby Joe]

I'll attack YOUR weak point for massive damage!

Some one had to say it...

 

[Baconmonster723]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

God, I love Garrus.

Me too man... no homo... ahhh hell who am I kidding

Shhh, it's ok, we all feel that way about Garrus.

Crap, I dunno how Tali is going to take this.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I'd love to overheat on her red ring.

 

[acer840]

"She can load my rifle"
Any FPS

 

[orangebandguy]

Take a look at this Solid Snake.

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

Spoiler: dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, ba-na-na-naaaaa!

HA! Good one!

OT: "You're so beautiful; you make me just like Ninja Gaiden"

 

[BillyShakes]

"I was really into that girl, until I found out that she's a Spitter."

 

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[PrototypeC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DGtXBNvG8&feature=related

The opening to Silent Hill 3. The only change is a small one to the detective's outfit... changes all the dialogue in a terrible way.

 

[nyx15]

can I put my master chief in your halo?
i've got a hidden blade and i'm not afraid to use it

 

[health-bar]

my wand skill just increased