Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Dr. Dice Lord]

COD4- My last stand has a deep impact.

 

[The_Deleted]

" Hey, baby, how'd you like Red Ring?"

Dammit! Ninja'd!

"I'd let my Sly Raccoon crack her safe."

 

[Zedzero]

Just let me sheath my sword so my helmet valor can keep up my +5 protection bonus with a only 97% chance of failure.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Here's an internet flash video reference:

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

"PENIIIIIIIIIS!"
Anyone that gets that reference needs a hug.

"WTB +4 stiffness on [Sword of Meat]".

I think it was awsomeman or something. Made by egoraptor and made fun of megaman

 

[Stoic raptor]

Time to explore the dungeon

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

Here's an internet flash video reference:

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

"PENIIIIIIIIIS!"
Anyone that gets that reference needs a hug.

"WTB +4 stiffness on [Sword of Meat]".

I think it was awsomeman or something. Made by egoraptor and made fun of megaman

Take about 5-dozen eggs, start putt'n 'em in a bowl, mix the -f*ck- outta them, and thats what you get.

And also, I'd love to pass through her omega-4 relay...

 

[tendo82]

Something involving Spelunky, Dark Void, Kirby and Yorba from Ico. I'll let your imaginations do the rest.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

"I'd stick my experimental M

I

RV into her vault till the brahm

i

n come home."

If you're gonna do gaming sexual innuendo, do it right.

hail grammar Nazi . Protecting proper grammar in a forum about video game related sexual euphemisms is like protecting the decorations at a crack house.

Which is something I would do, so what's you point?

touche my good sir. personally I'm too busy finding those damn sonic emitters when I'm in a crack house to care for the other decorations. (bonus points to everyone who gets the reference)

Guess my specail power? It's not my vocal cords... I'll show you some sonic powers... Condmned is such a good series.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I'd love to overheat on her red ring.

You are ninja'd by me! See my post at the top of the page.

Ahh, sir, my hat goes off to you.

 

[AC Medina]

Baby, I'm gonna slide down your pipe and collect every coin I find...

 

[PrimoThePro]

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

WHOA!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!?
needless to say my girlfriend was not as amused as i was.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

WHOA!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!?
needless to say my girlfriend was not as amused as i was.

Eeeeeaaaaasssssyyyyyy nnnooowwwww.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

"I wanna put my plumber down your pipe"
"You can be Kirby, I'll be the cake"
"When you peaked out of cover, I had to change my clip"
"I wanna play with your minigames all night long!"
"I'd run into a wall all day long, if it meant the extra Athlete levels could give us that EXTRA fun!" (That one was really awful I know!)

 

[Neurowaste]

I'd like to explore her Dark Void...

Yeah, I have no idea.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Open up that drive and lemme see that red ring of death.

Actually, that's a little scary sounding.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Ill land on her ring.

 

[PrototypeC]

I'm gonna plunge my sword of light into your sigil, over and over. There's one in front and one on the back. You're gonna collapse, finished, and spra- *shot*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Time to use Overload!"
"My lightsaber gets longer when I see you "
"OUR ARTILLERY WILL SHAKE THEM UP!"

That's all I got.

Who ever gets the last reference gets a cookie and a huggable snuggable super kitty meow meow toy.

 

[teutonicman]

You don't make charm a dump stat for a reason.

 

[Snowalker]

Do you want to play twing-twang?

Lmao

excellent.


Can I let my little assassin enter your animus?