Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[SpyderNynja]

I gave her a Bioshock if ya know what I mean.

She activated my overdrive.

I'll raid her tomb if you know what I'm sayin'.

 

[Irridium]

"Bomb armed, bomb planted, gained the lead..."

 

[TheSentinel]

I know I am stealing this from someone else, but screw it, it's perfect.

"I'd Skag her Gully."

 

[Jindrak]

"I'd thump-her."
/MW2

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Oh my god too many in my perverted mind of evil!

- You give me a Hard-Line
- Hey Elena wanna play some Marco-"Poke you"
- Aw you suck, no seriously you suck! And thats why I love you
- I think I'll use... Harden
- Um... Penis...

And TM 69 is called "Rock Polish"!

You can polish my rock all you want.

thankfully i don't have to explain it now.

How about:
I'd eat her circles - Pacman, old school
I'd put my pixel in her pixel. - no...

 

[internetzealot1]

"I've got the feeling that if I put my Master Sword into your pedestal, we'd both see lights."

 

[The Warden]

"Oh, I'm going to put my huge Green Herb in her Jill Sandwich."

"Erectin' a Dispenser."

"Are you ready to go for a ride on my Epic Mount?"

This is so much fun!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I'D HIT THAT

WITH A TACTICAL NUKE

IF YOU GET MY DRIFT

*nudge nudge wink wink*

 

[h3lblad3]

Baby, My dragon punch Sheng Long will set you on fire.

 

[johannmaximus]

I'm ready to fall out?
I'm gonna unleash some heavy rain in a second?
Here comes some ectoplasm?

I know. I know.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

You know, a good mushroom can make me grow to 4 times my normal size...

 

[DragonChi]

"all your bush are belong to us"

 

[Mikkaddo]

I'd up up down down left right left right, hit b, a AND start on her . . .

hmm, that didn't work too well, how about this one?

I'd use ALL my V.A.T.S. action points for that one

 

[Mikkaddo]

I'm ready to fall out?
I'm gonna unleash some heavy rain in a second?
Here comes some ectoplasm?

I know. I know.

You gotta use the lassoing laser before the ectoplasm friend . . . otherwise she might slip out of your grip and you'll never get her into your ghost trap . . .

damn, that one was actually pretty good

 

[Gladion]

Want me to get my metal gear out?

 

[Caligulove]

+69 Staff of Penetration.

Its an oldie from before there were video games, Im sure... but its still classic

 

[Taco of flames]

I'll try one or two of my own...

"Hon, I should warn you, my power level is over 9,000."
"I'm a Fancy No-Pants Man."

Yeah, I fail at this. Plan B: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciuYTeu4Qc

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I FEEL A BOOB!! (Metal Gear)

 

[magnuslion]

so then she walks in the room naked, and shes totally hideous. my wang went totally Krogan on me.

 

[Mikkaddo]

(screamed at climax in a throaty Solid Snake voice) METAL GEAR?!

so then she walks in the room naked, and shes totally hideous. my wang went totally Krogan on me.

I need to remember that one . . . that's awesome.